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    My friend thinks pooning is immature

    I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin and he thinks pooning is immature. This guy told me i should be in a real relationship etc. What's funny is he needs his family members too set him up with a wife because he's too cowardly too ask a gal out.

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    Im one of those peop who enjoy not being in a relationship

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    I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by necko
    I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas
    That sounds like the ideal situation to me. Frankly I'd go to Vegas for XMas and New Year's, it'd be a great fucking time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleAsianGuy
    Im one of those peop who enjoy not being in a relationship
    Same here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visioneast
    Same here.
    What you said, lol! In all seriousness, I am totally happy being single

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    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......my marriage that is

    I'm as happy now as I can remember being for a long, long time, so why fuck up a good thing
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    I'm dying to find a wife. At age 37 its about time.

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    Being a single is great....but that bed gets kinda big at night....but being single is great!! Really....honest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by myselftheother
    Being a single is great....but that bed gets kinda big at night....but being single is great!! Really....honest...
    I take up the whole bed, sprawled all over, and I hog the blankets, lol so its pointless to be in a small bed with me, god forbid

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleAsianGuy
    I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin
    your friend needs to meet ruffian



    if I've said it once I'll say a thousand times....

    if you want companionship get a friend, if you want a loyalty get a dog, if you want to get laid see an SP

    add me to the list of those who have never been happier then when single

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    Quote Originally Posted by myselftheother
    but that bed gets kinda big at night
    Not after kicking her outta your bed once you're done with her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by necko
    I'm an old white guy been married 3 times all my kids wish I was married, so that they wouldn't worry about me.Like this year I have no place to go a xmas so I'm going to vegas
    WTF? you have grown kids but have nowhere to go for Xmas?

    What's their excuse for not having dear old dad over for the holidays

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleAsianGuy
    I have a friend who's EI 27 yr old virgin and he thinks pooning is immature.
    kudos to your friend - how does he do it.

    of the seven yrs i have been single, i have only met ONE girl that have me think about her obsessively. it is like reliving those high school crushes in your mid thirties. it doesnt help that she is attached, my friend (dont know for how long), and i have to see her twice every week.

    whats a guy suppose to do. either spend the money on upping my meds or on poon therapy - the choice is obvious.

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    Never been married but my last relationship we lived together for a few years and I got a pretty good idea of what marriage would be like.

    She's a nice girl and probably better than most but it was still a claustrophobic feeling that slowly closed in and started to feel like a noose!

    What really pissed me off was everytime I wanted to make plans and go out with my friends she would start with the fucking guilt trip! (and it wasnt that often, sure as hell not as often as i would have liked!!)

    She'd point out how she never went out with her friends after she met me because she would rather spend her time with me, why didnt I feel the same? didnt i love her? why would I want or need a night away from her? she never wanted or needed a night away from me... blah blah

    After a while I just couldnt fucking take it anymore and told her that either she had to loosen off the choke chain or we needed to split

    Needless to say, it was over.... I exhaled and hit the titty bars almost every night for the next 6 months LOL!

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