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    Anyone wanna TOFTT with Mike Tyson?

    http://www.dose.ca/celeb/story.html?...88a306&k=40317

    This juicy bit is for those three ladies out there who’ve always dreamed of going a round with boxer Mike Tyson. Tyson is apparently in talks with sex madame Heidi Fleiss to become a featured stud at her legalized brothel for women in Nevada, endearingly called Heidi's Stud Farm, reports the New York Daily News.

    "I said, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' He said, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman ... and get paid for it.' And it's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss told the Daily News.

    Does every man really fear his women will take off with a convicted rapist who likes chomping on ears?

    Fleiss obviously thinks so. She even let it slip to the Daily News that she’s gotten letters from horny, desperate women across America who want her to hurry up and rope Tyson in.

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    Weird... if you figure Tyson would make $300 000 a year tops as a male SP (3 sessions per day, $1 000 per session), he should just come out of retirement, fight one more bout for approximately $3 000 000 and invest the earnings. He'll come out ahead financially.

    I imagine once he's seen a few dozen old, smelly, fat female clients, he'll wish he just stepped in the ring with Nikolai Valuev instead (a fight which I would totally love to see btw, just for the novelty factor).

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    Quote Originally Posted by threepeat
    he should just come out of retirement, fight one more bout for approximately $3 000 000 and invest the earnings. He'll come out ahead financially.
    What color is the sky in your world? "come out of retirement"? The asshole isn't retired because he wants to, he's not fighting because he's washed up, out of shape and no one takes him even remotely seriously anymore. Fuck, Don King wouldn't even promote him anymore. As for investing....there's a laugh. He couldn't manage his funds the first time around so what makes you think he could or would this time? You could give the asshole $10 million and within a few years he'd be homeless again.

    Heidi the pimp is only interested in him as a sideshow act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threepeat
    he should just come out of retirement, fight one more bout for approximately $3 000 000 and invest the earnings.
    I read in the National Post that of the approximately $300,000,000 he had earned in his career he was down to about $1,450. So three million isn't go to help much. He could invest it but he wouldn't.
    This could be the best thing to happen to him since Cus d'Amato died. Cus was the last person who had any interest in Tyson's well being. Everyone he has known since has just leeched off him. Fleiss could provide him with a modest but reliable income and manage his finances for him. He can't take care of himself, he needs someone like her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas
    What color is the sky in your world? "come out of retirement"? The asshole isn't retired because he wants to, he's not fighting because he's washed up, out of shape and no one takes him even remotely seriously anymore.
    Gravitas, boxing's a different sport. Think of all the boxers who were past their best, and people still come out to see them. Ali, Ray Leonard, George Foreman, Larry Holmes, Arturo Gatti, Roy Jones Jr... the list is endless. The fact that Tyson is a shadow of what he was doesn't mean he can't still sell tickets. He can still get people in Vegas to pay money just to watch him work out? What other heavyweight in the division can do that? Klitschko? Bird? Ruiz? Briggs? Grav, name me another heavyweight who's more marketable than Tyson is to this day.

    And to see Tyson fight someone who is 7 feet tall and 320+ pounds? I absolutely guarantee they can get a $6 million PPV gate for that. All he has to do is cast himself as the good guy and the underdog -- easy to do because a crowd naturally does not cheer for a huge man like Valuev -- and selling the fight is a piece of cake. If you don't agree, then yeah, we are looking at the world in different colours.

    As for Tyson's investing skills, I can't argue with you on that one. I'm just going to assume that, as Mike Tyson, it's easier to sit on your ass and rake in $300K a year than it is to do the daily grind as a male hooker. "Stick to what you know." Even he must realize that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas
    What color is the sky in your world? "come out of retirement"? The asshole isn't retired because he wants to, he's not fighting because he's washed up, out of shape and no one takes him even remotely seriously anymore. Fuck, Don King wouldn't even promote him anymore. As for investing....there's a laugh. He couldn't manage his funds the first time around so what makes you think he could or would this time? You could give the asshole $10 million and within a few years he'd be homeless again.

    Heidi the pimp is only interested in him as a sideshow act.

    They said the same thing about George Foreman... and we all know how that turned out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kokanee_68
    George Foreman... and we all know how that turned out.
    Ya, and I can't imagine ANYONE shelling out $50 for the Mike Tyson toaster, blender or similar product shilled by that rapist asshole. Foreman has a personable appeal to market himself outside the world of boxing whereas Tyson doesn't. His best bet for a renewed career would be to go into UFC or other pseudo sport and just go for shock value.


    Back to the issue at hand, do any of the women on the board find him remotely attractive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas
    Ya, and I can't imagine ANYONE shelling out $50 for the Mike Tyson toaster, blender or similar product shilled by that rapist asshole. Foreman has a personable appeal to market himself outside the world of boxing whereas Tyson doesn't. His best bet for a renewed career would be to go into UFC or other pseudo sport and just go for shock value.


    Back to the issue at hand, do any of the women on the board find him remotely attractive?
    Agree - can't really compare the two.

    Osama Bin Laden would have a better chance marketing products than Mike Tyson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitas
    Back to the issue at hand, do any of the women on the board find him remotely attractive?
    C'mon, we all know that looks aren't the issue. Whether they'll admit or not, many women are starfuckers and Tyson is still a famous name. How else do you explain why ugly fuckers like Mick Jagger could get so much pussy all these years? Or someone as old as Hugh Hefner, who's probably got an intravenous drip for his Viagra? Another factor is that Tyson is a rapist and a rabid animal that should be put down, and some chicks seem to dig that for some reason. So count on Heidi making some major bank off him.

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