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    Ever Been The First?

    I have this as-yet unfulfilled life's goal of being an SP's first-ever client.
    Anyone ever had this rare pleasure?

    Dirt pleez.
    Living vicariously through my monkey.

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    Even if they told you that, would you believe it?
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    dream on

    i think you are dreaming there..The most we can hope for is first of the day

    and maybe that you are so good that they want to spend the rest of there life making love just to .you.

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    There was an add in the GS that went something like this
    " BE MY FIRST"
    Ran for months. how stupid does she think we are.
    I'd love to put 8 inches up you, but I won't fold it in half even for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlejimbigher
    There was an add in the GS that went something like this
    " BE MY FIRST"
    Ran for months. how stupid does she think we are.
    I think she meant "be my first this morning".
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    Quote Originally Posted by FuZzYknUckLeS
    I have this as-yet unfulfilled life's goal of being an SP's first-ever client.
    Anyone ever had this rare pleasure?

    Dirt pleez.
    About 20 years ago I came out of camp with more money than I knew what to do with,hit a bar and saw a very attractive lady I wanted soooooooooooo bad(90 days in the arctic)asked her do dance,,she said no,sent her a drink,she took it,,asked her to dance again,she said no,,bought her another drink and all was good Danced the night away and then asked if she wanted to come to my hotel room later,,,,LOL,,she said NO!!,I'm not that!!!,bought her a nother drink and offered her $100 to spend the night,,,,she took the bait and I had a great night that went on to the whole week I was in town.
    Now,,wheather she became an SP,,don't have a clue

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    i actually was somebody's first. the mamasan called me and told me about it cuz she knew i liked trying new girls. it's not all it's cracked up to be, since she was very nervous, kept asking me how the massage was and what i wanted her to do next. it's one thing to nudge or tell them it's another for them to keep asking. she was actually sweating (being august might have had something to do with this) but in the end she was eager to please - just very inexperienced. her bj skillz were good though. she lasted about 3 days at the job so i'm guessing that she needed a couple of hundred bucks for whatever situation she was in and that was it.

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    In the early to mid 70 I was working in a camp in N. Sask. after doing a 70 day stint I arrive back in the real world, first night intown cleaned up 60 lbs, thinner than when I first went upI went out on the town in wild wild Regina, I was introduced to a working girl by the name of Iris, Iris told me she'd gladly do me but she had to go see her man in Prince Albert Sask and her Ride was leaving in a hr, so we went and did it like she had done it a 100 times before, excellent time thou, but she had a sister just out of Juvey . 18 years old sis needed some money would do me all weekend for a hun done deal, Jackie the little sister told me I was her first paying Her sister had turn her out 20 bucks It was a great weekend Stayed at the Hamilton Hotel

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjinvan
    If you are the first guy to ever have sex with a girl (ie: you actually feel the hyman breaking), and you just met her, and she doesn't charge you but you paid for the pizza and then she goes on to become an SP (so the very next guy she has sex with was a paid encounter) are you her first or is the other guy?
    The other guy is the first pooner for that girl. Now give me my prize!!
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    You'd have to contact an agency and tell them you want to be the first client for a girl brand new to the business. There's no way to be sure.. maybe offer more money??

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    You wanna be first? You wanna be a pimp?
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    What kind of Pizza was it? Regular or Deep Dish? Oh who gives a shit

    Perazzi Dave

    PS: Is Perb still suffering Chat Woes?

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    I Was Danica's First

    From (currently) Broadway Body Care, but then Adam and Eve. She was a total sweetheart, didn't know how to operate the timer properly, and, poor her, let me do her as long as I wanted, and I, uh, last as long as I like as a general rule and don't care about massages. Eventually Anna or whoever it was had to bang on the door. I got a talking-to the next time about soreness. My apologies! But it was pretty hot, with lots of good talk about what exactly was going on as we rattled that stupid massage table.

    I keep meaning to go back again even with the time-limit... A very nice person to hang out with apart from other things.

    And yes Fuzzy, it was a total pleasure.

    I think I already mentioned in another thread long ago about my asian first -timer who surprised me in Manhattan with a BBBJ...so that's twice.

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    now there's one for the photo album to share with the grandkids ...

    "yup kids, your granpappy was the first guy to give this woman
    money for sex and started her on a path of degradation and humiliation
    for money ..."

    me, i'd rather have one that has marinated in the juices of cynicism
    for a few years and really likes to give as good as she gets ... that's my
    kinda sp!

    Loose Lips Sink Dicks!

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