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    Review: Rylee @ Seduction Unlimited

    I had the most AMAZING appointment with the new young Rylee last nite. She's the devil reincarnate sent to earth to suck all the love juices from my soul and I'm going back for more.

    Its not often that someone rocks my world like that.

    Lets just say she's ummm, errrrr..."accomodating". But HotDamn-diggity-dog! She's sporting double D's on a 5'2 frame and maybe 120lbs?20 yrs old and cute as a button and a very charming lady. Be on guard for Cupid on this one guys. 7.5/10/10

    If she had pictures, they'd be here.


    http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_rylee.htm

    (Bwhaha! You guys must fawking hate me!)
    Bwhahaha!

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    Wow! Good for you, you needed it - you were getting a little grumpy
    LMFAO - we don't fawking hate you. You shill right in our faces, not behind our backs like others do. That's an admirable quality!
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    it aint shillin' if its true Saff

    But yer right - I am in your face. Its a test. Are you going to suck or blow? bwhahaha.

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    Pics.

    Is she going to have pics up soon?

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    Holy Shite that is wierd!

    I'm such a doofus!

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    Thumbs up Poof

    Just noticed that Rylee's Pics have now appeared....Another Mystery Solved And to think I was gonna call Columbo Man.... I am Old...

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    She's cute! What an amazing smile - naughty & nice, sweet & sassy, innocent & mischevious - all held within extremely kissable lips! I imagine her eyes reflect even more of the same - am I right Hipster? If so, I can see how she was able to suck your love juices from your soul, and how you would willingly allow (hell, maybe even beg) her to do so, again and again and again.
    Saffire

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    Talking Thank-You Saffire

    WoW Saffire...that was good for me..how about you .. I think I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke
    Last edited by chuck1561; 08-04-2003 at 05:19 AM.

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    I booked Rylee for 2 hours, and for reasons neither she nor the agency could explain, she arrived 50 minutes late. I was on the verge of cancelling when she knocked on my door. And all irritation vanished. This girl is just so damn cute, so sweet, so wildly affectionate, that I ended up enjoying myself as much as I ever have with a provider. Rylee ranks up there with the legendary Alexandra of Montreal. Rylee arrived wearing tight black slacks and an even tighter white sweater. The former proved she had a flawless and exquisite behind and the latter proved that DD was no exaggeration! Full of apologies for being late, she hugged me tight, kissed me, and slid her tongue across my lips. I was a goner. After a symbolic clink of white wine glasses, we sat down together to chat a bit. Within moments, though, Rylee was came to stand behind me, cradling my head between her awesome breasts, and gave me a fine should and neck massage. We had a lot in common. Rylee is from Ireland, and her accent will melt your heart faster than a quick shot-glass of Jameson's Irish whiskey. Then she said, Just sit there. I had requested, for part of my 2 hours, a schoolgirl fantasy. Rylee slipped into the bathroom, emerging 5 min. later in the tightest white blouse and the shortest pleated plaid skirt I had ever seen. All was accented by black thigh-highs. She struck a girlie pose and licked her lips. I had to kiss her, so I did, finding that Rylee loves kissing, lots of kissing, DFKing like there's no tomorrow. ON the pretext of finding something in her purse on the floor, she turned and bent over from the waist, revealing the most perfect bare bum and teasing pink thong. I spanked her lightly for being late, and she turned and knelt at my feet. First, Rylee removed my shirt, then she kissed my feet for being a bad girl, kissing her way all the way up my body, stopping long enough to undo my belt and begin the first of several mind-blowing CBJ's on me. I lifted her up then and pushed her back onto the bed. I removed her thong and dined at the most elegant Y I have seen in years. Very vocal, she enjoyed it, not to mention the delights of her magnificent breasts. On the bed together, we kissed like idiots! over and over, every which way. One way involved the second CBJ, this time to climax. We lay on the bed talking about books and Irish politics, as she said, “For ten minutes, luv, until you get your strength back again.” And I did, following cowboy with a wild missionary ride to second shot on goal. This girl is lovely. Treat her with respect.

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    Wowsers..... ok.. I definitely have to plan a visit to Victoria soon....
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    WOW...... definately on the "list".....

    Great Review.....

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    Talking WoW...drewl

    Very Nice Review durcan...excuse me while I roll my tongue back up into my face She sounds Awesome....Yet another great lady to add to the list

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    Thanks for the compliments, guys, but all the praise belongs to the lady. It's Tuesday night and Rylee just left...again. I couldn't resist booking her for a second adventure. So sad to have to leave Victoria, but when I win the lottery I'm taking Rylee for a long long ocean cruise. And we plan to return exhausted.

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    lol - Oh sure...I'm a shill and Durcan writes a good review.

    you guys SUCK!

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    Bwaahaa back at ya

    Originally posted by Hipster Doofus
    lol - Oh sure...I'm a shill and Durcan writes a good review.

    you guys SUCK!
    Whaddya do????
    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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