a kuala walks in to a bar,
this beautifull woman walks up to hima and asks him...
hey wanna come home with me?
he couldn't believe his ears and responds..."sure!"
so they go back to her place and make love for 5 hours
when they were finished the kuala decides to leave...
as he was leaving, the woman asks well where's my $1000??
the kuala says what? what $1000, what are you talking about?
the woman said don't you know what a prostitute is?look it up in the dictionary?
so the kuala looks it up "prostitute-someone who offers sex in exchange for money"
the kuala says ohhhh, well look up kuala
so she does and the dictionary said:
"kuala-eats bush and leavs"
hahaha hahahhah haaaa!!