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    funny joke

    a kuala walks in to a bar,
    this beautifull woman walks up to hima and asks him...
    hey wanna come home with me?
    he couldn't believe his ears and responds..."sure!"
    so they go back to her place and make love for 5 hours
    when they were finished the kuala decides to leave...
    as he was leaving, the woman asks well where's my $1000??
    the kuala says what? what $1000, what are you talking about?
    the woman said don't you know what a prostitute is?look it up in the dictionary?
    so the kuala looks it up "prostitute-someone who offers sex in exchange for money"
    the kuala says ohhhh, well look up kuala
    so she does and the dictionary said:
    "kuala-eats bush and leavs"

    hahaha hahahhah haaaa!!

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    Lounge

    jokes are supposed to be posted in the Lounge.

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    Yes this is suppose to be in the Lounge or something, but that being said, I thought it was

    Kuala - Eats, shoots and leaves.

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    ilikeasianswithbigtitties
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    Isn't it a KOALA??

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    yes thats how you spell it i think and i haven't heard that one but it's funny!

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Keep it about chiks. Don't turn this board into the B** D*****
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    Last emporer of Cunnin bigdman's Avatar
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    someone must be pretty damn bored with nothing better to do by starting this kind of thread..., VAncouver Mod, can you please remove this thread to where it belongs...

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    man is someone in a bad mood or what realax bigdman....it's just a joke

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    Last emporer of Cunnin bigdman's Avatar
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    Lesley,
    But this is not the place for joke, it should be posted in other catagory...

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    joke

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    cool it ,man. even if the guy spell the word incorrectly. it is still fun to have jokes on this board. a joke is a joke. Don't need to call names. This board is for everyone to express their opinions. So lay off......

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    Last emporer of Cunnin bigdman's Avatar
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    double00

    I am speaking from a more neutral side of this event, Lesley shoud have posted this joke to a different location in this board, this is a review board ( I am not on hitrack side), just my two-cents worth...

    I agree it was a good joke but again posted at the wrong location...

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    ok would you give it up I wasn't even aware that we are suppost to post jokes somewhere eslse so let it go, and who is shawna? If you could pm me and tell me it would be much appriciated. Whoever she is don't get us confused cuz we are 2 very different people...

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    bigcattie you must have some issues with this girl you bring her up ALL the time.

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    ok i did post one joke, but the prices I advertise are correct....I can't say I haven't stirred up a lot of crap though...I'm not a mean or bad person....maybe just a tinsy winsy bit defensive??? I have a mixture of happy and unhappy customers I guess for me it depends on if we "click" or not (and I use that term loosly) but you guys are right when you say that you are paying for a service...I guess I took it to a personal level. It's not a dating service so I shouldn't treat it that way.

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