Since the Hamster is low on cash, and none of the low priced SP's are turning his crank, he's decided to give himself a review:
It was Saturday night and the Hamster's wand was throbbing in his pants. The Hamster needed to release his gonads before they burst due to severe blue ball disease! So the Hamster found himself in the washroom staring at himself in the mirror... The Hamster's first impression was not bad, clean, well groomed, with a kinda sexy farmer's tan going on! No money needed to be exchanged, no small talk, and no worry of STD's. This one is clean...clean as it gets and best of all, no condom!!!! Next came one of the best HJ's of Hamster's life! It started off really slow, but quickly gained momentum. The strange part was...this SP really new how to stroke the Hamster's wand and knew when to stop, to prevent a premature jizz lobbing session! All this, and no words needed to be shared... The building and stopping continued a few more times, until the Hamster had had enough. The Hamster had to release his hot creamy cum, from the bowels of his nads. His Urethra screamed as the Jizz made it's way through his system, finally making it's way to the open air. thursting time and time again out of his body!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........Aaaaaaa aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh
After the Hamster composed himself, he cleaned his own dick and headed...well he headed for the kitchen...
Looks - 8
Attitude - 9
Service - 10
Toe - N/A
Bunghole - Never got a look