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    Most embarrassing moment with an SP?

    So lets hear it guys...your most embarrassing moment with an SP?

    I think mine was the time I hooked up with this real cutie who was new at the old 5 star. Man, she was a real looker! Anyways, she started give me this really nice slow blowjob and just as I came (yeah, I never got to pump her :-( ) I let out this big fart! Right in her in face!!!!!!!! Luckily it didn't smell...thank god.

    I was farting quite a bit beforehand due to an all you can eat Japanese dinner. So if you're ever thinking about going to see an SP and you got the farts...pass on it!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    I'll describe two that happened at the same session with a gorgeous young lady. I was busy DATY, and she was busy lying back and enjoying herself, and I came for no reason. I mean there was no human contact. Later, while things were heating up, I nosebled on her. It was her fault, but she didn't mean it. Sad to say, the rest of the session was ruined.

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    ROFLMAO,,sorry,,I was going through the archives and came across this

    Sorry moderator


    Anyone else have a story?

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    man o'man


    Geezus the things I have to do to get my post count up.
    I'm reading this with my s/p beside me. And I'm bare-assed.
    Does that count?

    Quote Originally Posted by stryker
    ROFLMAO,,sorry,,I was going through the archives and came across this

    Sorry moderator


    Anyone else have a story?

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    Most embarrasing

    A very long time ago...
    ina galaxy before the Internet I replied to a newspaper ad from a Lady who advertised herself as "Winnipeg's Hottest Asian escort"

    I entered her room / apartment at the appointed time and was shocked to discover that the lady was in fact an elderly filipino man with a 5 o'clock shadow happening and wearing a dress.

    WTF! He insisted in his not so effeminate whisky sounding voice that he was in fact a woman and invited me to feel his clitoris as proof.

    I ran away at that point and could hear his muffled distant voice, now unmistakenly male shouting expletives behind my back.

    Al I can say now is that I am very grateful to read reviews on this board before actually seeing anyone.

    Gots
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    Question No contact

    Quote Originally Posted by vinnie
    I'll describe two that happened at the same session with a gorgeous young lady. I was busy DATY, and she was busy lying back and enjoying herself, and I came for no reason. I mean there was no human contact. Later, while things were heating up, I nosebled on her. It was her fault, but she didn't mean it. Sad to say, the rest of the session was ruined.
    Hmmm, the last time I enjoyed DATY there most certainly was human contact. Are you trying to tell us you (or she) were not human or that you have discovered a new way to enjoy DATY. If the latter, interested perberts want to know details.

    sushi

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    Being introduced to them at work

    Last Fall...

    My business takes me all over Canada in my field. I saw a gorgeous girl in TO and the next day she happened to work in the office I would be working at for the next three days.

    Awkward - know we really knew all there was to see and know about people.

    End of my contract we joked about it and vowed never to see one another again!

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    well I once saw this girl called RENE at mystique. she was one of the most beeautiful SP's I have ever seen. Half black, amazing basket ball booty.

    The first time I saw her I was so excited that I shot my load almost immediately...the second time I saw her, the same thing...the third time, I was so scared that it was going to happened again that I could get it up.

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    Many years ago, I picked up this big-tittied fair-skinned blonde SW from Edmonton's high-track, back when there still was one. We went to her motel room near Rexall Place and conducted our business. When we came out to leave, the entire motel was surrounded by a S.W.A.T. team!!! At first I thought, this is overkill for a hooker/john bust. But they waved us on to leave if we wanted to. Turns out they were there to take down another motel patron who was brandishing a handgun. We got into my car and drove like a bat outta hell and dropped her off at the high-track. A while later I picked her up again, but after what happened we decided to go to my place.
    Last edited by wolverine; 08-09-2006 at 11:05 AM.

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    my most embarrassing moment was when the sp put way to much lube on my member and for the life of us we couldn't stick on the condom, we were laughing about it but after like 10 minutes it was never going to go on so i munched on her Y for the rest of the appt
    "the fastest way into a women bed is through their parents, sleep with them and your in"
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    HJ that caused me to blow my load so far I hit the top of my own head.
    Lol, I've been with a client who did that too. I was so surprised, but it's kinda neat! It can go soo far :P

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    Now I remember!, that's the part I left out in my review of you Holly!

    "snicker"...."snicker"


    ..........QM'r

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    If I remember correctly, This was standard equipment for our friend Hifi not long ago!


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    Embarassing moment - two

    Very first time - I was so horny from all the excitement of finally going to a MP. An attractive slim young lady greeted me. I was taken to the room, offered a shower to get ready. While in the shower I was already hard and soaping myself lead to jerking off. I figured I had a whole hour and based on how horny I was, figured I could get it up again.

    Well that didn't happen and no matter how hard she tried with CBJ, letting me caress her body, I had "blown" my first FS session with a SP.

    I have only had one session since where I could not get it up, but surprised the hell out of the SP when after a lot of CBJ and HJ I finally came while I was soft in her hand.

    That was a first for her, and although embarassed because I couldn't get it up, I was feeling pretty good about coming and showing a SP something she hadn't seen or experienced before.

    G.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOBST
    If I remember correctly, This was standard equipment for our friend Hifi not long ago!

    LMAO!!

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