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    spanking the monkey prevents cancer!

    But they didn't mention going blind.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...turbation_dc_6
    "But me, I'm still on the road
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    Cariņoso; Affectueux !!! oberon1999's Avatar
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    God I love good news....

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    Spanking monkey.

    It causes blisters, carpal-wrist syndrom. It can also cause scar tissue build up and contribute to a slightly bent penis.

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    Re: Spanking monkey.

    Originally posted by frisky
    It causes blisters, carpal-wrist syndrom. It can also cause scar tissue build up and contribute to a slightly bent penis.
    Hey HEY H-E-Y didn't I say good news!!!

    Now I jerk off as much as the next guy maybe more but I thought Carpal-Tunnel took things like typing on a computer 8 hours a day , Jesus man take a break ;-)) us lotion to prevent blisters, sorry no help or experience with the bend..;-))

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    Re: Spanking monkey.

    Originally posted by frisky
    It causes blisters, carpal-wrist syndrom. It can also cause scar tissue build up and contribute to a slightly bent penis.
    Jesus man, you must have quite a shaft diameter there if it causes Carpal Tunnel syndrome!

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