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    Reviews from the new guy

    Hello, all. I've been lurking here for some time now, but haven't bothered to register, let alone post. But the time has come for me to earn my keep! I offer to you my reviews of lady's I've seen over the past year (or a little over). I have never asked any lady about DATY or any other "specials."

    Rebecca -- Deja Vu
    Rebecca is a very pretty lady who could be easiest defined as a Kristin Davis look-a-like, late twenties to early thirties, slim. I had a jaccuzi with her followed by a powder massage. During the entire session, she was a good chat and had no problem with making eye contact, and the f/s was great (despite her mouth going numb from the spermicide on the dome). Afterwards, she gave me a hug and sent me on my way home, only to find my finace had taken the afternoon off. Incidentally, Rebecca, if you're reading this, what kind of perfume do you wear? Ahem.
    Deja Vu isn't the nicest parlour I've ever been in, but who cares with a staff like they have? I was greeted by Ocean, who was friendly and aggressive. Perhaps my next review shall be of her.
    Thumbs up.

    Deb -- Formerly (?) of Wildrose Oasis
    My first impression of Deb was that she wasn't very pretty despite her knockout body and very well faked boobs (even during the touch-test, I couldn't tell), early thirties, a little too slim for me. Because of this, and hearing her prices, I wasn't receptive to f/s, but still enjoyed a h/r from her. During the h/r, I regretted not going all the way, but wasn't able to form a complete word, let alone a sentence. Needless to say, she's very good at h/r. Conversation was good, and she was good at keeping eye contact and was easy to speak to. She also mentioned she entertains couples.
    Wildrose Oasis, for me, was tough to get too, but the facilities themselves were very clean, and the showers were quite nice. I was greeted by Vikki, and had had a similar session with her about a year before. She vaguely recognized me (which is a testament to her memory as I only went in once.)
    Thumbs up (for both of 'em).

    Zoe -- Prestige Massage
    Zoe has to be one of the best looking women I've seen. She truly is a friendly and perky Oriental woman, who makes good conversation and keeps eye contact. She had several positive things to say, from how much she likes the parlour to how much she likes her co-workers (without being sarcastic or annoying). She gave a fair massage, but I wasn't there for that. The b/j was great, and while she allowed Russian hands, she allowed no Roman fingers. The GFE from the massage progressed into a great PSE during the extras, even if she did only allow two positions.
    I was so taken by Zoe that I forgo my usual first-time tour of the facilities, so I can't really comment on the rest of Deja Vu. The green room was very nice, including the fireplace, but I didn't partake of the jacuzzi. The first towel Zoe handed me was a wee bit too small, but she quickly found a size larger for me.

    Shawna -- Formerly of Eurospa
    I usually try to have something nice to say about everyone, but for Shawna I'll make an exception. Right from the start of the session she was lame. Conversation was basically limited to her talking about herself, f/s was limited to one position, during which she held the dome throughout. Upon completion, I decided purchasing an inflatable sheep would have been better.
    Eurospa is a nice place, with a discreet door in a very busy parking lot. The tables seemed well maintained, and the room was put together nicely, but that damn parking lot...
    Thumbs down.

    Jade -- Formerly of Penthouse Massage, now of Deja Vu
    Jade is an Oriental lady that I intially didn't think was too pretty and didn't have much of an ass, but I was anxious to try an Oriental s/p, so I went for it. She has a sparkling personality, is easy to talk to, and makes eye contact. Just before the big event, she said "I hope you like it tight" to which I thought "Yeah, sure, tight. Riiiighoh my god." The extras consisted of any position, but she was very good at telling me which position she wanted and when (something I find very sexy).
    I'm not going to review the facilities as I have nothing new to say that hasn't already been said.

    This is about all I'm going to do for now. I had everything all nicely typed out, hit submit, but had timed out, so all my reviews were lost and I don't feel like typing them out again. So, if you have any questions, ask away and I shall respond as well as I can.

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    WELL DONE

    EXCELLENT!!!!

    Welcome aboard and thank you for your positive contribution. I like your style and your review of the studio itself will be very helpful to other 'newbies'.


    Jim

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    Yikes!!

    I am so sorry about that. I hope you were able to somehow cover up the suspicious fragrance on your clothing. After reading this post, I kind of think its best not to use any purfume at all. Other than that, thanks for the review.

    Love Rebecca

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    Sorry about all of my spelling mistakes. not only in my last post but all of them.

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    I wouldn't worry about it sweety. They're not that glaring and everyone makes spelling mistakes whether they mean to or not.

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    No...wait! Keep the perfume

    What about us single guys who enjoy being in the presence of an SP who is dressed to the hilt including perfume? I don't want to start losing this!

    Bueller, I appreciate all the great reviews and sympathize with your predicament, but wouldn't a quick shower after the session solve that problem?

    Rebecca, won't you reconsider? Maybe it should be asked before the session starts if the client prefers fragranced or nonfragranced.

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    If you had all been paying attention and watching the man show there was an episode (for those of you keeping score I believe it's episode 301) where they recommended several ways to cover up your "adventures" with some Strip club etiquette that can apply here also.

    My personal fav is a trip to the gas station on the way home and (Oops) spill a bit on your hands or clothing. Not too much mind you, don't want to be a complete dope but enough to cover up the smell.

    I'm a car nut who's always tinkering so my significant other is used to me home smelling like gas and oil. Works for me but of course YMMV.

    Or you could just shower up really good, I suppose that could work too. :-)

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    The perfume was exchanged during the post session hug (not from lack of shower). I wouldn't have even noticed if it weren't for an inquisitive nose. Goesks, you're absoloutely right, and I hope that no SP even considers stopping wearing perfume because of this. Perfume is a nice touch, makes the session more personable.

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    Okay, I will still use perfume but tone it down a bit. I still feel badly about it though. I would not want anything negative to happen with you guys at home as a result of your clothing smelling like peaches from me!

    Have a fun day
    Love Rebecca

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    Perfume!!

    Yeah I mean I think the way a woman smells is awesome. I don't care if I smell like it cause i am single!! Sorry everyone.

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    Freaky, that was freaky, we posted at exactly the same time!

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    I like it...

    ... when the women and I post at the same time if you know what I mean? (ha ha ).

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