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Chef

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During my recent trip to TO, I went to a couple of MP's and WOW, are they ever different there. The attendents are super hot! The price is great too. For $140 you get a body slide, something which I have never experienced here in Vancouver. So, I was wondering, if there's anything like that in Vancouver. Anyone that has been to an MP in TO would know what I'm talking about.
 

New Pooner

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I know what you are talking about. But it is not FS. You get a HJ. If that is what you want, go for it. In Vancouver, you get FS and a good massage to boot at MP for about 150 (Acu-pointe) or 200 (Bex).
 

Sir Jim

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I'm not dead certain what a body slide is but there is an AMP in Richmond called Universal where the attendant will soap you and
herself all over and then do a full contact frontal slide back and forth till you can't stand it any more. Great clean fun. You are in a water shower area with a rubberized cushion to lay out on.
I think a search might show her name.

(I see it's called Universe Shiatsu not Universal.)
 
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pcb

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Body Slide

Hey Sir Jim,

Tried doing a search on this body slide, but came up empty. Any more info on who @ Universe in Richmond. Is this the place across from Lansdown? Been there a couple of times, but didn't notice any body slide. Is it a special request?

Please let me know. Work in Richmond and am interested.

THanks.
 

Chef

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Sir Jim has it right, except in TO it's done on the massage table, and instead of soap, oil is used. I had an attendent giving me a HJ in a 69. I swear it was better than having a FS.
 

Kimosabe

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'saw Sir Jim's post about Universe and immediately got turned on. I've been looking for a soapy massage like they do in Thailand so I decided to take one for the team. 'called Directory Assistance and found out the number is 303-1881. 'was greeted by the mamasan, Lisa, and was given the standard menu. I told her that I heard they did a soapy massage. She said yes, that is the "Wet" room. Standard room rate is a pink for 45 minutes but the "Wet" room is the pink for only 30 minutes. 'told her I wanted someone who was good and she told me I would not be disappointed. Lisa brought me to the "Wet" room which is a room that had two sections. One, the regular massage table and then parallel to that, separated by a glass window, is a steam room with a sauna bench, cushioned mat and hand-held showerhead. Immediately disrobed and jumped into the steam room for a shower. A nice pleasant lady named Kelly came into the room. She kinda looks like Marilu Henner of the TV show "Taxi". I was kinda taken aback because I was expecting an oriental. There was another oriental working at the time but I found out from Lisa that she was not even from Thailand and that Kelly was better and so I stayed with Lisa's recommendation. I told you I'm looking for that Thailand experience. 'started out on the massage table and Kelly gave me a really quick massage on the shoulders but she wanted to give me more time on the extras and so we quickly dispensed with the massage. She wanted a brown and a pink for FS but she happily settled for a brown. I wonder if she would have gone lower. We went into the steam room where I lied on my back. Kelly took off all of her clothes and came into the steam room. Nice bod! I'm guessing 38D and all natural and had a nice pear shape. She got the hand-held shower, got herself wet and then got some liquid soap from the wall dispenser and put some on her chest. She rubbed this on my member. Nice. This felt nice. I did not want her to stop. She got on top of me and continued the body slide. This felt terrific. She kept her legs closed initially. She tried to re-position on this small sauna bench and momentarily she stradled my member. This was nice again but I think this was unintentional. She compromised by stradeling my left leg and rubbing against my thigh. I wanted more of this. Since we were getting hotter, she got a cover and started with a bj. She preferred to do this on the dry massage table but she accomodated me in the steam room. Nice tongue action but overall mechanical and average. I was expecting more PSE. We dried off and then moved onto the massage table where she continued the covered bj. She asked if I wanted to go on top and I said yes. She lied on her back and we did a mish sideways on the edge of the table. This was nice. We were doing this for a while. She did not really rush me but she kept looking at her watch. I kept on mish while sucking on her nice 38s. 'did not want me to kiss her face. 'pulled out for a moment and DATY for a couple of licks--she told me to stop. So, kept on with mish. She gave some mechanical moans. I was hoping we would connect better--not really a GFE. Finished nicely on mish. She offered me a shower and a steam and I said yes. It's really nice to finish off with a steam--it's refreshing--I felt good for the rest of the day. L/A/S is 8 for nice body/8 for accomodating my wishes/7 for subtle restrictions. Repeat:I'm not sure at the moment. I'm still looking for that ultimate body slide.
 

kehoe

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I guess there's one born every minute and this time it was me.

I just returned from Universe, where they do offer a full body slide soapy massage. However, Kelly, while she does work there and gives a decent massage, claims she has never done a full body slide soapy massage.

Her description was accurate although I would say she looks more like Toni Collette from the movie Shaft. When I told her I came on a recommendation, she asked "From PERB?" so I don't know if there is a connection with her and Kimosabe but he has only one post so who knows?

Anyways, I had a steam while waiting for her which was relaxing but after discovering that she did not do the body slide I was very disappointed. She offered to send in a different girl who she said did that and I would enjoy it but I didn't want that, I was attracted to her description and the service she supposedly gave. I had also already had a steam so I wasn't leaving without some form of "release".

We setlled on a rub n tug for $70 which was average and while she said she felt bad about the whole situation, I felt as though she could have put a little more effort into the session.

Summary: $110 total with room fee which btw is clean although there are very loud renovations going on which dampen the mood somewhat. Don't go expecting to get the full treatment from Kelly, she doesn't do FS and I'm pretty sure HJ is the extent of her repertoire. As for a connection between her and Kimosabe, only the two of them know but either way one of them is fibbing. No repeat for me.
 

Kimosabe

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Hello Kehoe,

I apologize for the experience you had with Kelly. I must clarify that there is no connection between Kelly and myself. I simply reported it as I accurately as I experienced it. I did have to describe to her what I was after (i.e., full body slide soapy massage) and so I think she was just trying to accomodate me. Come to think of it, it wasn't a very experienced body slide. I think she was just experimenting, which was alright. I was doubting whether or not I would repeat. I most certainly did get a BJ and FS so I didn't know she does not do this all of the time.

So if anyone out there knows where to get a full soapy body massage with their thighs, please let us know. This service seems to be available everywhere else (i.e., even Edmonton) except here!

P.S. Thanks for the encouragement, Pokemon!
 
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