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Banana Dick

Hamster

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THe Hamster was watching this porn video last nite, and this guy had a Banana Dick, which made sex really akward/painful?!? The guys dick curved upwards so his cock basically makes a 180. The Hamster was wondering if any of his fellow pooners have any weird body parts that make having sex difficult?
 

freakychef

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Apr 23, 2003
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Side banana!!

I seen one guy although (in a movie) and his was a side Banana. It shot out to the left. I guess he could nail girls around a corner?
 

Hamster

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Jun 20, 2002
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How about...

HOw about those cocks that point down, when erect....What's up with that shit?
 

Fatman15

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Try vitamin E, they say that will help with the curve.

If it pointed down, then he would have to be a doggie man to hit the g-spot. Upbend is a missionary man, and the side bends are for the asian woman.
 

Orson35

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side curve

The side bend is for asian women because their pussy is horizontal. Thats what I heard, I could be wrong as I have never had an asian woman. I am a side bender but have only had vertical women so far.
 

freakychef

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No Asians?

Of course I know you are joking. You should try an Asian woman they can be fantastic.
 

gymnastgirl

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May 24, 2003
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Bent is devastating.

I met up with one of these penises once, and never again, let me tell you. It was devastatingly tramautic. I think the guy had it fixed shortly after. There is supposed to be a medical procedure to straighten the left right curve.
However I never met a penis that curved straight up. That would be intriguing.
 

WalterMitty

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Jun 14, 2003
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It is called Peyronie's Disease...

PEYRONIE'S DISEASE — Peyronie's disease is rare; it is an acquired fibromatosis involving the corpora cavernosa. It may cause fibrotic, nonexpansive thickening of discrete areas of the corpora tunica, resulting in focal bend, pain or other functional abnormalities of the erect penis. This is not a neoplastic disease. There is no extension beyond the penis.

Treatment — In many patients, the lesion is painless and progresses very slowly or not at all. There have been many systemic medications tried, none with great success. Radiotherapy and extracorporeal shock wave therapy are utilized by some to treat this disorder. Surgery is reserved for refractory disease.


You're welcome.

WalterMitty, MD
 

bananaboy

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Mar 21, 2003
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your just bent!

lmao

OK. I got set straight by my doc on this subject, but there's also many interesting books that cover it.

The bend is normal, as long as it's a slight bend. The horshoe look is probably that Peyronie's thing that WM is talkin' about. I can't remember the figures, but a large percentage of men have a bend, whether it be left, right, up, or down. Some call this "bent nail," as well.

I've heard a couple women call the upwards bend a "G-spot tickler," and they claim to favour this type of guy, specifically for miss. or cowgirl. I can imagine that a down bend would be great for reverse cg, or doggie.
 

oberon1999

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WalterMitty said:
It is called Peyronie's Disease...

Radiotherapy and extracorporeal shock wave therapy are utilized by some to treat this disorder.
I really don't like the sound of that...

oberon
 

esam

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Why is this guy always talking about his dick in the escort review section? Man, I use the terb board more than this one, and this one is just ridiculous! There's very little info about the girls, and a whole lot of people talking about the warts on their dicks, commenting about the tits on a girls website, and stupid shit like that.

Wading thru this board to get any real info can be very difficult- if not downright impossible.

Hey hampster, shut up about your dick (or other's) or take it to the lounge or one of the other forums.
 

oberon1999

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Yeah nothing to get bent outa shape about Esam, of course Hammy baby should know where various posts belong :)

oberon
 
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One thing I did notice is that TERB has been in existence longer. (I wasn't on TERB before I joined PERB). Also, it seems (correct me if I'm wrong) TERB has multiple moderators. Right now, Fred is still trying to get one.

Anyway, I agree (I said it in another thread), there is no reason to degrade people call them "cheap fuck". We're all here to share an opinion in a TACTFUL manner. Until there is a moderator that can moderate this type of behaviour, I guess it's up to us as responsible individuals to do so...
 

moondog

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Another frequent ISO posting mistake

esam
"Hey hampster, shut up about your dick (or other's) or take it to the lounge or one of the other forums."

esam you're the newbie who's sticking ISO posts in the Escorts section. If you piss off Hamster, then his fans won't help you. Hamster has fans? :confused:
 

esam

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OK, so I called a coupla names. I apologize. Now, on to the subject at hand.

My name calling seems to have clouded the basic issue, and I hope that perb devotees will address this issue only:

The perb board is very short on escort reviews, and very long on things like Hamster's dick, cruising the track (those aren't escorts, they're streetwalkers), and guys going back and forth about how hot some sp'd pictures look, and how they're thinking of seeing them.

This is merely chatter, not information. I wanna know who saw whom, and how it turned out. Anything other than that is useless.

I'm from the states, and I don't get to BC that often. I also don't get to TO that often. BUT, the terb board is FULL of solid information (along with its share of nonsense). Now, I know that the perb board is less "mature" in terms of age and development than the terb boarb, but let's aspire to be board that provides solid, helpful information.

Please, someone address that.
 

sensoria

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esam,
you can start adding some helpfull content to this site by giving us reviews of all the BC SP's you've seen in the last year.
 

bigdman

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Jun 16, 2003
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esam, you are from the states, huh???????

Let me address your comments for you and I hope this would help to accelerate your maturity process and be a real civilize human being. I hope not everyone like you having the same kind of attitude south of the border.

Don't take this as an offence. But the sites created by the states suck big time, there is no info at all other than a couple of sentences. If you have the tool, go look at TER or the big doggie, the boards are totally dead.
If you want more info, you need to do the "SEARCH" or ask nicely, members in this board are happy to help you out but not with that Bush attitude. IT won't get you any where (the fact is right in front of you--- invasion of Iraq = ultimate failure of his future position).

THis board provides the very true reviews from different members. Not like other boards I mentioned above.

PEACE!!! NOT WAR!!!
 

Massagegirl

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Mar 25, 2003
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BACK TO TOPIC

RE: Bent nails...

I want to add that many many dicks aren' t straight and lately I've been doing a survey and every bent nail seems to be the result of too much foreskin being trimmed during circumcision. Uncut men never bend!

The skin is always very tight and that's what makes it bend- it's simply expanding any way possible. Sue the doctors who "guessed" how much to cut off for "hygenic reasons".
 

Big Trapper

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Esam,

You're dead right on one thing - this board would be one hell of a lot better if posters would respect the basic categories that have been set up to separate different types of information.

Bent dicks, tight toes, dick warts, ISO's, please help me find so and so, etc. etc. etc. should all be somewhere else - reviews should be purely about ladies actually seen and the comments that arise (heh heh) from the review.

Maybe when we get the new MOD that Fred is asking for he will take the time to move the offending posts to their proper place on the board.
 
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