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    Banana Dick

    THe Hamster was watching this porn video last nite, and this guy had a Banana Dick, which made sex really akward/painful?!? The guys dick curved upwards so his cock basically makes a 180. The Hamster was wondering if any of his fellow pooners have any weird body parts that make having sex difficult?
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    Side banana!!

    I seen one guy although (in a movie) and his was a side Banana. It shot out to the left. I guess he could nail girls around a corner?

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    How about...

    HOw about those cocks that point down, when erect....What's up with that shit?
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    Try vitamin E, they say that will help with the curve.

    If it pointed down, then he would have to be a doggie man to hit the g-spot. Upbend is a missionary man, and the side bends are for the asian woman.

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    Just curious why "side bends are for the asian woman"?

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    side curve

    The side bend is for asian women because their pussy is horizontal. Thats what I heard, I could be wrong as I have never had an asian woman. I am a side bender but have only had vertical women so far.

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    No Asians?

    Of course I know you are joking. You should try an Asian woman they can be fantastic.

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    Bent is devastating.

    I met up with one of these penises once, and never again, let me tell you. It was devastatingly tramautic. I think the guy had it fixed shortly after. There is supposed to be a medical procedure to straighten the left right curve.
    However I never met a penis that curved straight up. That would be intriguing.

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    It is called Peyronie's Disease...

    PEYRONIE'S DISEASE — Peyronie's disease is rare; it is an acquired fibromatosis involving the corpora cavernosa. It may cause fibrotic, nonexpansive thickening of discrete areas of the corpora tunica, resulting in focal bend, pain or other functional abnormalities of the erect penis. This is not a neoplastic disease. There is no extension beyond the penis.

    Treatment — In many patients, the lesion is painless and progresses very slowly or not at all. There have been many systemic medications tried, none with great success. Radiotherapy and extracorporeal shock wave therapy are utilized by some to treat this disorder. Surgery is reserved for refractory disease.


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    your just bent!

    lmao

    OK. I got set straight by my doc on this subject, but there's also many interesting books that cover it.

    The bend is normal, as long as it's a slight bend. The horshoe look is probably that Peyronie's thing that WM is talkin' about. I can't remember the figures, but a large percentage of men have a bend, whether it be left, right, up, or down. Some call this "bent nail," as well.

    I've heard a couple women call the upwards bend a "G-spot tickler," and they claim to favour this type of guy, specifically for miss. or cowgirl. I can imagine that a down bend would be great for reverse cg, or doggie.

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    Originally posted by WalterMitty
    It is called Peyronie's Disease...

    Radiotherapy and extracorporeal shock wave therapy are utilized by some to treat this disorder.
    I really don't like the sound of that...

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    Why is this guy always talking about his dick in the escort review section? Man, I use the terb board more than this one, and this one is just ridiculous! There's very little info about the girls, and a whole lot of people talking about the warts on their dicks, commenting about the tits on a girls website, and stupid shit like that.

    Wading thru this board to get any real info can be very difficult- if not downright impossible.

    Hey hampster, shut up about your dick (or other's) or take it to the lounge or one of the other forums.

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    Yeah nothing to get bent outa shape about Esam, of course Hammy baby should know where various posts belong :-)

    oberon

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    One thing I did notice is that TERB has been in existence longer. (I wasn't on TERB before I joined PERB). Also, it seems (correct me if I'm wrong) TERB has multiple moderators. Right now, Fred is still trying to get one.

    Anyway, I agree (I said it in another thread), there is no reason to degrade people call them "cheap fuck". We're all here to share an opinion in a TACTFUL manner. Until there is a moderator that can moderate this type of behaviour, I guess it's up to us as responsible individuals to do so...

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    Another frequent ISO posting mistake

    esam
    "Hey hampster, shut up about your dick (or other's) or take it to the lounge or one of the other forums."

    esam you're the newbie who's sticking ISO posts in the Escorts section. If you piss off Hamster, then his fans won't help you. Hamster has fans?

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