A prominent travelling business man walks into a Las Vegas bunny ranch and is approached by the local head mistress.
"Well sir, what can we do for you today?", she purrs.
He slaps down $150 and says "I want the worst blow job in the world."
Startled, the mistress replies "But sir! I'm sure we can do *much* better than that."
The business man shakes his head and repeats his request.
Confused, the mistress asks him why he would want such a thing.
"Well," he begins, "it's simple. I'm really homesick and I miss my wife... I want something to make me feel like I'm back at home."
"Well sir, what can we do for you today?", she purrs.
He slaps down $150 and says "I want the worst blow job in the world."
Startled, the mistress replies "But sir! I'm sure we can do *much* better than that."
The business man shakes his head and repeats his request.
Confused, the mistress asks him why he would want such a thing.
"Well," he begins, "it's simple. I'm really homesick and I miss my wife... I want something to make me feel like I'm back at home."