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    Fantasy and Penthouse

    It appears that these two MP's are on everyone's favorite list. My master plan is to alternate until I have seen all the girls! Obviously this will take me a little while, but it's good to have goals in life. My question for you guys...is there anyone at all to stay away from at these two locations? Maybe something just not quite up to snuff? Let's be honest, guys, there's always a bad apple or two everywhere. I'm sure the girls will appreciate seeing any constructive criticism. I have not yet been to penthouse, so I am looking forward to my upcoming "ordeals". Speaking of which, I drove down jasper, but couldn't seem to find Penthouse. Can someone help?

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    Well first off...there isn't a huge sign that screams rub & tug...it's discreet and a little higher up than most of the other signs, if you look hard you'll see it. I can't say to stay away from anyone at Fantasy cause I haven't seen everyone myself. Penthouse on the other hand, the only one that I was not impressed with was Claudia. Felt like I was being fondled by a Chatty Kathy doll. The mechanics of it was fine and all, but the girl just didn't know when to keep quiet. It was really distracting and not enjoyable at all. Best bet for the first timer at either place...Crystal (Penthouse) Ariel (Fantasy)

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    Penthouse is on the south side of Jasper, pretty much right next door to the Second Cup on the 103 to 104 block.

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    goesks, you know u are my homeboy an we tight, but don't you ever get the urge to beeyotch slap a newbie for asking a relatively stupid question?

    you are the nicest and most helpful dude in this crib. i am waiting for the day when some newbie lights a fire under your ass and then you go nice guy turned ass-kicker on them.

    tur, go in the back door in the alley as it is way more discreet than being filmed on the Achannel nightly news; if you pay me a brown, i will hold your hand and tell Claudia to do you right.

    goesks, you still the man.

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    Hey guy's!!

    I am glad the people on this board are so helpful. It is better than the defunct Canbest. Everyone is a newbie at some point or other. I am relatively new to the board but have been hobbying for more than ten years. I post a review once and a while, but since my hobby funds are limited right now it is hard. I have seen tons of providers but my reviews are mostly two to three years old. But I still like to post and read all the useful info you guy;s provide. My posts are not fake and I am no shill or lurker, or flamer. Keep up the good work.

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    yo, Eskie: would not that be a fine day to have Fergie come out of retirement? i suspect he is still out there and maybe even here using another alias and providing some information. same deal for Erwah.

    yeah, after only 3 years in the pros, i have become an unrestricted group 1 free agent, but i chose not to sign with Canbest (i am still pissed off about the time they censored a fairly long post i submitted) as i would never pay for this review stuff. if Canbest wants me to pay to share what i know so they can make money, they can kiss my ass. the crazy thing is that in my 3 years of pro nookie, i have actually fit in some "real" relationships. it has been the ultimate test to suspend my sp visits while i am with someone i give a commitment to (kind of my own test for real marriage someday) and what flatters me most is that my favourite sp's always remember me (my real name, etc, all the real details i told them) and tell me how much they missed me in the 4 or 6 months that i went AWOL from them.

    However, when i am single, i go to town and give meaning to Ja Rule's song "Livin it up". I am not married and i have no Ice Jrs. so it is pretty easy to do whatever and whoever i want.

    Pertaining to Claudia at Penthouse, i had read all the mixed Canbest reviews, but i got (and still get) along great with her. So my advice is that everyone should only use reviews as a guide.

    Chef, i know you are solid. how could you not be after taking that lambasting over the Calgary thread? i know once you start baking some more bread, you will post a baker's dozen.

    i kind of think that i might slow my flow of info as there has not been alot of new reviews and i don't mind writing alot, but i also would like to see a few more original reviews on women that i have not seen. i mean i actually try to write reviews on women that have not been reviewed alot with the exception of situations like "Sydney-gate" where i feel i have to throw in the Iceman view.

    oh yeah, since you started this thread Tur, there are some free parking spots in behind Penthouse (u decide if you have anything to worry about if someone you know rolls down that alley and sees your ride there) and when you go in the back door, you go up the staircase.

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    I took a ton of sh*t over on Canbest when I tried to make a date with Shanyn at XTC and even Shanyn said Oh my it can't be you musta made mistake. Nope. I don't make mistakes when I'm sober and believe me, this hobby is expensive enough sober. No point in messing it up.

    Although, let me admit. One night with Titia. Actually, one morning. 3 am or so. She was there on time and with no trouble. For those who don't know, Titia is a Sun-advertised escort.

    This Amazon, (not a BBW, she is just a BIG woman - think Elvira but bigger and bigger and bigger - 6'?) has a rack that just won't quit, if you are into very large, very big chests, well, gosh I think they were natural but I was way too far gone to be sure, this might be your lady. 45ish, very pale skin (I like ém bronzed but that killer smile on her old web site hooked me) very smooth skin, showing some cellulite and a tummy roll. I had the feeling if I wasn't such a dork we might have hit it off better.

    We started with an HJ. This is the only lady I have ever, EVER, had CHJ with. Sorry, not CHJ, she used little glovies, same thing though. I don't know where my little head was, but this was so mechanical, (and those knockers swaying away, nipples pointing at the floor, one of them bouncing off my knee) it all convinced me to go for FS. I was gonna pound her senseless and show her, yessir!

    I'm not sure if it was because I was such an ass, or she just wasn't into it. Let me say. There has been better. And with that body, she could have easily made it a memorable experience. I mean, show me what you got, roll me over and finish me off. Hold me down and whack me till i turn to a limp noodle. I would have drooled for seconds, or thirds, the condition I was in. Lets just say, ripe for foolishness.

    Anyway, she breathed heavily. Job was done. She cleaned herself up. Seriously, probably could have extracted another brown or two just for funning around. I wasnt really that bad was I?

    I would post more in here, if I had more to post. I just don't have that much to offer. I don't even mind the flames I get once in awhile. Basically, I'm from out of town and dont get here often.

    Obviously, with all the ''entertainers'' in town, and what ends up posted here, the posters and lurkers are just a small cross-section of local business I would say. I don't mind the ''me too'' and I'm not even sure why I come here. I think I set my sights on a girl (Shanyn for example, or Kayla) and keep expecting a post on whoever is in my mind that month. Right now, for instance, its Maria at Wildrose, Jill at KS (a smaller version of Titia perhaps? and Che, also at KS. And I'm keeping Faith at SC in mind. Never would have considered her if it weren't for the posts on here.

    When it's no luck, I just go seem them anyway.

    If she's good, I show it by my tip and repeat business. Should I post? What a predicament! I don't want to wear the poor girl out. I also don't want her to be discouraged and quit the business. Decisions. Decisions.

    One of these days I will figure out how to screen these posts. The big reason I come back as often as I do is its easier to just read them all instead of search by search whatever. Besides, I'm such an information junkie even when it's useless I'm here.

    We are all weird in our own ways.

    It could well be most of the lurkers are so insecure in their people skills, they fear posting a bad review on any SP. They aren't afraid of being flamed. They are afraid they really are that obnoxious.

    My excuse was my bad breath. Wait! I was drunk! No, it was me teenie weenie. Then there was the time I pulled out my Costco card and tried to charge. THAT was a treat. Had to chase her down the hall waving browns. Still can't figure out why she didn't want to go for seconds.
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    Have seen Jesse many times over the past three years. One of my top three personal favorites. Very friendly, interesting to talk to with just the right mix of fun and naughty. Very accomodating. Don't have much else to add to the good things said about her in other posts.

    Gina - saw her once when she was at Sinderellas. Killer hard body, a number of piercings, good enough session but a bit mechanical.

    Ariel & Sarah are definitely on my "to do" list.

    Penthouse

    Saw Crystal & Claudia when they were at Cloud Nine. Claudia is one of the prettiest & sexiest SPs around but found her a bit restrictive and too chatty about inane stuff. YMMV. Crystal has the bod and the looks but was routine in the delivery.

    Krissy on the other hand is another personal favorite. Have been in every place in her and in every position conceivable. Just thinking about that sixty-nine with her bent accross the table sideways still gets me revved. Highly enthusiastic and very obliging. Definitely recommended.

    Diana is on my "to do" list

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    I totally agree about Claudia being a little "yappy" about inane stuff...do I care about the rims off her car that she's trying to sell? As far as looks, she is killer...too bad about the poodle effect. Crystal is one that only gets better as the sessions go on. True, it sucks that you have to see her a few times before she warms up to you, but can she ever rock once she gets to know you...that and she remembers lots of little things that you like. From saying certain things to where you like to be "scratched". Ariel is another one that you won't be disappointed by...see my other reviews for more details.

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    Hey guys, thanks for the tips on Penthouse. Went there today and found it no problem. Was going to go to see Krissy, but I do a lot of business downtown, and on a monday evening after work, the roads were a little busy, so didn't want to risk "getting caught with my pants down" if you know what I mean. Good thing they have that entrance in the back, I will be back later one evening or on the weekend. (Sorry krissy!)

    Decided to take a drive to Fantasy instead (didn't really know who was on, but I remember the reviews...). Lo and behold I got a freak'n speeding ticket on 97 (or 98) Ave. Damn it to hell.

    So, now i'm just a horny guy with a speeding ticket to pay, and no smile on my face. Guess I'll chalk it up to hobby expense! Drive safe guys, and don't speed!

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    Originally posted by tur

    Decided to take a drive to Fantasy instead (didn't really know who was on, but I remember the reviews...). Lo and behold I got a freak'n speeding ticket on 97 (or 98) Ave. Damn it to hell.

    So, now i'm just a horny guy with a speeding ticket to pay, and no smile on my face. Guess I'll chalk it up to hobby expense! Drive safe guys, and don't speed!
    That would be 98 Ave

    Kinda takes the edge of the excitement eh? What are speeding tickets running these days?

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    On a side note, went in to meet krissy, she's on vacation / time off the girls there were saying that they expect her back thursday ish.

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    Hey Jim
    129 smackers and 3 pts.

    what a downer (yeah, i was refering to that too...hahahahaha!)

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    Originally posted by tur
    Hey Jim
    129 smackers and 3 pts.

    what a downer (yeah, i was refering to that too...hahahahaha!)
    $129!!!!!!!!

    How much over the speed limit were you going?

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    When you figure that for 60 or 70 more you could have been having your world rocked, it does suck. When I lived in Edmonton my company put me on automatic payroll deduction for photo radar since I was in a company sled - probably burned 10 MP visits in two years with that BS - oh well, live and sometimes learn.

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