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Thread: My first time in this hobby.

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    My first time in this hobby.

    First time I'm doing this hobby and since I'm curious being w/ an older woman I thought I'd give it a try w/ Leanne. I will make an appointment for 2morrow. Any last minute advice. She told me donation is now @ $175.00.

    l8r

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    Rain Gear!

    and or a Wet Suit!

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    You forgot to mention if that donation is for the hour or no? Also, you should have posted this in the 411 forum...but, otherwise, enjoy & welcome to the board!

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    No strings attached, being with chiks that normally might turn ya down (lets face it if you approached her at the bar she would ask for a drink because she thought you were the waiter) money waving goodbye as you see you 2 brows lying beautifully, gently, innocently on her coffee table. 1hr and 15 min later your cruising thru MD's drive thru going "ya super-size that" thinking "I wonder whats on TV tonight"

    Welcome to our club.
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    When you are in a tight 69 with her make sure you have a snorkel and goggles.


    Jerrr


    PS - Shower cap maybe advisable as well.

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    just seen her today and man she can .....

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    Originally posted by hitrack
    No strings attached, being with chiks that normally might turn ya down (lets face it if you approached her at the bar she would ask for a drink because she thought you were the waiter) money waving goodbye as you see you 2 brows lying beautifully, gently, innocently on her coffee table. 1hr and 15 min later your cruising thru MD's drive thru going "ya super-size that" thinking "I wonder whats on TV tonight"

    Welcome to our club.
    So you're saying we're fugly?
    Older Bolder Wiser But Colder

    Keeping it real...ly civil.

    For F*** sakes, think before you post.

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    I want a full report!

    Any newbie must give a thorough review of his first experience, and that includes a full description of her TOE and BUNGHOLE.

    If her BUNGHOLE stinks we want to know!
    If she feels a bit loose, we want to know!
    If you felt she was worth every penny, we want to know!

    Get the picture?

    BTW - Welcome and enjoy!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    thedesijack

    tell us more. come on!

    I will do as Hamster requested!

    BTW when she squirts on me, does she have a towel I could use to wipe it off? I hope it's not that much fluid.

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Hey Ash personally I was still a bit nervous when I made arrangements to go to a ho's plce when I knew she looked like the Barbi twins..
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    Registered User Rock Hard's Avatar
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    You do know she's a gusher? The plastic sheet is there for a good reason. My advise, have fun!

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