Review Kessa phone call
bigdman you’re lucky you scheduled with Kessa. She told me that she was thinking about taking a break till the middle of August.
Since on PERB, we review anything that moves, TOES and Bungholes; and inspired by how 2cums described a phone call. I’ll post my mini review, or micro-review, of a Kessa phone call.
Kessa told me that she wanted to go on vacation and wouldn’t be seeing anyone until the middle of August. I thought, what would the handsome Hamster do in a situation like this? To rescue a situation like this? Bombard her with below the belt humour. Kessa didn’t show off any of her renowned intellect, despite my attempts at drawing it out. Missing was the expected SP verbal showmanship, or show-womanship, that one expects from a $300 provider - they like to call themselves "courtesans". In Kessa’s defense, if she’s really motivated to take a break, then her motivation to provide salesmanship on the phone would be less imperative.
Here is my micro-review of the Kessa phone call.
Girly Voice Factor: 10+ (Think of a much younger Laiya)
Jail Bait Factor: 10+ (Think of a much younger Pandora)
Ability to hold a conversation: 4