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    Horny Goat Weed?

    The Hamster was at SuperStore today, mingling with the common ppl, when he noticed some pills called Horny Goat Weed.

    Has anyone tried this stuff?

    For $12, if it makes you 16 again, the Hamster might give it a try!
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    I've tried it but it wont make you 16 ....nothing will lol
    Hey Hammy turn on your msn msg. Havent seen you on it in ages

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    not a pharmaceutical.

    Only pharmaceuticals are allowed to make those types of sexual claims, and even at best they are very careful. An over the counter health food like this weed would get pulled for false advertising if the Hamster complained - er, that he didn't get his money's worth.

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    There are a few "natural" supplements out there - Biovigor and another at Superstore called RX for Men or something like that. Tried both - can't say they work at all. These naturopath remedies are risky as none of them have any medical testing to support their claims. More of a psychological boost if you ask me - the placebo effect. Viagra of course works and tests prove it but then there is the costs and the need for a prescription. Someday I will try to get some - any one know the medical requirements and costs? I assume your GP can prescribe it.

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    oh... it's simple to get. Just make up some story about getting over a short term 'hump' so to speak. The clinics usually don't mind you asking for it as a short term boost to your, er, manliness.

    If you explain you usually don't have a problem, but you are desperate to perform for a new lady friend that you are pretty mad about... you might be able to get the perscription.

    However, it runs about $12.50 / pill. So enjoy it while it lasts.

    Oh... the side effects canbe pretty nasty as well, so unless you really need it...save your cash.

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    What side effects?

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    Endless...

    It seems most presciptions can cause numerous side effects, so to cover their asses, they say just about everything under the sun.

    examples


    THe SHits
    Headaches
    Nausea
    Bloating
    Blurred vision
    Insomnia
    Trouble breathing
    Farting excessively
    Crazy Dreams of Pussy
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    ^ Close enough.

    However, more to the point... it CAN cause you to maintain a 'semi-erect' state. Ie, you are 'erect'... but it is neither the best you can do nor the worst.

    It can cause some loss of sensation, preventing you from completing.

    Only use it if you are in that category of men that do have problems 'getting erect'. If not, you may be paying $$$ for something that may or may not be of any use to you... and indeed could be more detrimental to your 'performance' than anything else.

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