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TheHappyHooker

New member
Jun 16, 2003
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As an SP, becoming a member of perb is somewhat risky. I've been trying to talk myself out of it for quite some time now, but the temptation was too great. It seems more and more SP's are joining in, so that made it easier.

To start off, I want to make it clear that I will not be sharing my name or mentioning anything about my clients, or the activities that take place between us. I have quite a few regulars that post on this board, (some have told me their handle, and some I've figured out on my own), and I will in no way compromise their position on this board.

I am not trying to decieve anyone by not saying who I am, if you've seen me once or twice, it won't be hard to figure out.;)
I will not be selling my wares on this board. I'm already advertised in the appropriate places, and this is not one of them. I'm itching to get involved in some of these threads, and will openly discuss the services I provide and experiences I've had, but names will be omitted unless the client involved chooses otherwise. And I know they will treat me with the same respect.

Allright, blah, blah, blah. I've got some threads to reply to.

:D


One more thing I've been dying to do. Hamster, you've said some nasty things about me on this board, but I have to say that I was happy when they let you post again. You bring some life into this board, and when you have something good to say about someone, people know it's not shit. The honesty deserves to be respected, even if the way it's delivered doesn't. :cool:
 

TheHappyHooker

New member
Jun 16, 2003
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Vancouver
Well, that a great start! This should be in the Lounge, not the Victoria Reviews forum. If any one know how I can correct this, please let me know!
 

freaky

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Apr 26, 2003
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Where are you advertised?

"I will not be selling my wares on this board. I'm already advertised in the appropriate places, and this is not one of them."

You don't have to tell us your name, but where are you advertised?
 

TheHappyHooker

New member
Jun 16, 2003
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Vancouver
Oh, come on Freaky. If I was what you were looking for, you would have seen me by now, or probably will in the future.

Thanks to the perbert who moved my thread to the proper forum. Must be more careful in the future.
 

TheHappyHooker

New member
Jun 16, 2003
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Vancouver
Mr G, don't you know what a profile is?

Ok guys. The Happy Hooker is going to say this one more time, and hopefully it will be sufficient. I won't lie in any of my posts, I'm not leading anyone down the wrong path, or pretending to be something I am not.

Sending me a pm asking for my name, phone number, physical attributes, services, etc. is not going to work so please stop filling my message box.

I am not here to drum up business or find new clients.

You all know how to find an escort. There are only so many places to advertise, so I will not tell you where my ad is.

As for the services that I provide, they will probably become apparent the more I reply to the threads.

I am not being a bitch, I am not being rude, I am not being a tease, I am not leading you on, I am not making you work for it.

Is there a smilie for frustrated?
 

freaky

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Apr 26, 2003
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She is a female 2cums.

Happyhooker won't tell us a name.
No whom?
No what?
No where?
No when?

I think I just read a 2cums review.
Happyhooker is starting to look like a female 2cums (no offense 2cums).
 

makuro

Porn God
Apr 19, 2003
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Vancouver
Can't be all that much in the risk if no one knows who you are. *shrugs* the people who CAN figure out who you are, probably are those who have already met you. As long as they keep their mouths shut you should be fine. *shrugs* and even if they don't so? Worse case scenario you delete that account and join again as someone new.

Although I must say all this mystery IS making me curious! :)
 
Jan 19, 2003
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Avatar looks like Angelina.
PERB membership: SPs seem to gain prices and gain weight.

~Alexandria~
I was just wondering what risks to SP's you feel are associated with a perb membership?
Risks? Lowering your fees. If SPs join PERB, then they MUST lower their fees. Grrrrrr! Why do I get the feeling Gina won't invite me to any parties. :(

And SPs must lose weight. Petites seem to be getting bigger. 130 Lb chubster, 140 Lb Alexa Tayler, 160 Lb Aara. What's next Queen Latifah! SPs have to be smaller than LittleAsianGuy, this way when they see him, they will call him BigAsianGuy.
 
Granny is a Queen Latifah size lady (well... not quite) but I fail to see what is wrong with that P88. You think everyone should be designed to fit your little space? If you are a photographer, surely you must see beauty in more than one thing? And to the men who love big comfortable women who feel sexy and sure of themselves... thank you!
 

dittman

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Jan 22, 2003
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well i agree with p88 if one is going to advertise that they are the hottest thing out there next to a new vette and then hide try to hide the evidence when you have your pics taken they should be taken to task and actually be penalized for false advertising
 
good point... nah - my pics are accurate. I always thought you guys would have more of a gripe about the old "bait and switch" where you get one price quoted on the phone and its a whole new ballpark when the gal gets there. I always thought that would make an interesting legal case. (and no - I don't use that ploy).
 

blondeluver

Ultimate lover
Jan 27, 2003
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North Vancouver
I agree with you Gina! Brooklyn does have very gorgeous legs. They are slim and sexy. But then, she got way more than just those legs too..... :D
 

girlguru

dismember
Jan 4, 2003
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vancouver
Alexandria, I am just curious what you exactly mean by you are planning to meet or beat the mp prices in Edmonton? I am interested to know what the prices are like down there right now. Are you saying you are striving for the lowest rates in the city with the best service? Could you let the board know what your prices are. Thanks
 
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