I was RIPPED OFF.
I called up SU recently and made an appt to indulge in my hobby. I had asked the phone girl if anyone available was a non-smoker, but she was unable to help me with that but said she would ensure that whomever I would be with would not smell like smoke. I chose Regan out of the list of available SPs, brushed my teeth and made my way downtown.
Location is conveniently located downtown and there is lots of 1 hr or 2 hr free parking within walking distance. The premises are average although the layout could improve a bit. I imagine traffic control could be a bit of a challenge if more than one client was in.
I was greeted at the door by Regan, who does look like here pictures on site and is a fairly attractive girl. She was taller than I imagined and proportioned accordingly. She led me to a room and I handed over the agreed upon brown and 3 greens for 1 hour. I was told to get comfortable, but not offered the opportunity for a quick shower beforehand.
After more than enough time to get "comfortable", Regan returned, stripped down and got into bed. From here on, things went completely off the rails. She slid next to me, closed her eyes and turned her face away. Unfortunately, she still smelled of smoke. The only participation on her part was to grab Mr Happy and try to yank him off. At this point I'm still to salvage the situation and moved down to sample the sushi. The fake moans started and she still hasn't opened her eyes and her face is still turned away 90 degrees plus some. Anyway, I soldiered on for a few more minutes until it became clear that she was not going to be into this at all. I moved up the bed and she returned to trying to rip Mr Happy off of my body to the point I had to ask her to be a little more gentle. Her eyes were still closed and her face was still turned away. She then slipped on a raincoat and proceeded with the worst 40 seconds of CBJ I have ever experienced. She then returned to her previous posture, eyes close, face turned away and continued abusing Mr Happy. At this point, I got on top, raised my own erection with sister 5 fingers and did the deed. Around this time, along with the smell of smoke, I noticed there was a very strong smoky smell of something from a black residue on her fingers.
Afterwards, she vaulted out of bed, dressed in 15 seconds flat and tossed me a cold washcloth. I had to ask for washroom facilities which she said she would show me after I dressed. I washed up as best I could as no clean towel was provided for me. When I was finished, she showed me the door. Total time on premises, 26 minutes (I paid for the hour).
In conclusion, not a repeat with Regan or Seduction Unlimited. I can understand when no chemistry happens and have experienced those situtations before and have chosen not to submit a review. But this was the ultimate XWE. There was no attempt to provide value and her whole demeanor seemed calculated to make this the least pleasant experience possible, although I don't know for sure that it was intentional.
There is another review of Regan which was favourable. I'm not saying that HD didn't get a good experience, but as he is a known participant on review boards, the odds of a memorable performance is skewed in his favour. I have never submitted a review on a SP who knew me as participant on the net for this reason. As with all reviews, YMMV.