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Hamster

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The Hamster heard through the grapevine that you can go to China, and pump a little oriental treasure for $500 a month. She'll cook and clean and suck your dick endlessly for a month. Quite the deal even though airfare will cost a bundle.

Anyone have any direct info and who to contact?
 

taiga

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Local price or round-eye price.

$500 is possible even for a round-eye with a few connections, teach a few hours of english per day, the school pays for your room and you can get cheap cafeteria meals.
In fact some guys even brag to me of $200 per month. But if you live in a big city Hamster, the SPs will want more naturally. Unless a handsome Hamster like yourself can talk a few of your students into being your personal GFs.
We never seem to hear the bad side of these stories. Only the good $500, or $200 side. Don't forget to check out the bad stories too Hamster. :(
 

Hamster

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IT's worth the risk!

In the words of Val Kilmer in the movie HEAT, "It's worth the risk"!
 

major

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Still SARS!

Hamster China is still lieing about the SARS, just under-reporting it. Don't go in too early. You don't want to be the first Hamster in and the first Hamster out - in a wooden box - or a shoe box.
 

vanboy

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sp's are expensive in the big cities like beijing or shanghai unless you u're friends with some of the locals and they show you where to go. in beijing u'll pay about $200 for an hour.
 

too2shy

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hamster. you quoted the movie heat and val kilmer.. you remember he got shot in the neck. lost his wife. his kid. and most importantly his crew. ......
 

Hamster

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Yeah but...

Yeah, but if you remember, his wife was cheating on him, his injuries were not life threatening, and he got away with at least 3 million cash. No bad for a days work...

I believe the score, was 12 or 15 million, I can't recall which one. Either way (be conservative and take 12 million), three guys = 4 million each, less costs(computer nerd and informat) and fees. Easy 3 million each.
 

Yuppie

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why not cuba?

Rather than go all the way across the Pacific, why not hit Cuba?

I heard that you can get ladies for $30US for the whole night (considering $30 US is what people normally make in one month down there). I know of friends who went down there and had a tour guide (~$25 US day) show them around to where the ladies hang out. You can have one lady for your entire time or a different one each day.

And with the favorable exchange rate nowadays, the only big thing is airfare!

(and not no SARS down there either).
 

Slowrider

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HEAT had incredible shootout scene.

Hamster: “I believe the score, was 12 or 15 million, I can't recall which one. Either way (be conservative and take 12 million), three guys = 4 million each, less costs(computer nerd and informat) and fees. Easy 3 million each.”

The money was supposed to be 11 million divided by (De Niro, Sizemore, Kilmar, driver) and 10% to wheelchair guy.
Let’s say 3 duffel bags multiplied by 3.7 million, but only one makes it back. Deniro gives 10% to wheelchair guy and some to Jon Voigt and some to the doctor (Spence!). This leaves 3.2 million between De Niro and Kilmar. So 1.6 million for Kilmar. American dollars. HEAT had one of the most awesome shootouts I’ve ever seen, and I see a hundred shootouts a year, go figure.
 

strikeeagle

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Cuba trade embargo.

Cuba has no toilet paper, it is paper bag toilet paper. Crummy restaurants. Grease city. The women are "economical" though.
 

roadwarrior

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Discounts only for experts?

2cums "$500 to $700 for 2 weeks"

2cums were those first time Cuba visitors, newbie pooners? How fluent was their Spanish? Is there hope for the rest of us? :(
 

roadwarrior

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Island in Thailand.

"My friend went to china and he told me he had to take a boat over to a small island and the fee for the day was like $100.00 which includes unlimited sex with the girl you choose and she wil cook"

Bigcattie, that sounds like a Thailand island.
 

freakychef

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Escort vacations.

Anybody try these all inclusive escort resorts? I know one in Dominican and one in Venezuela. Sound awesome but the costs seem high.
 
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