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    Some Tips....

    Hello guys I just wanted to post some tips that have worked for me they maybe stupid or obvious but it has improved my experience with the ladies now this applies to SP's not girlfriends (you know what they say treat the SP like a princess and your girlfriend like a whore and they'll love you )...

    anyways you guys should post your tips too and make this a bible of Do's and don'ts!, now in no particular order:

    -Take a good shower, smell good, shave your face and balls! trust me they notice and apreciate it.

    -Try to look sharp but not over do it

    -Be funny even if it is the first time you see the girl pretend you've known her for years and joke around that'll make her fell comfortable with you

    -Don't ask for the limitations explore them by yourself, but be slow and gentle (if you ask they'll usually say no to everything).

    -Don't give the cash right away, first make sure the girl looks at least similar to the picks...trust me they'll never give it back once you hand it in (cancellation fees lick ass! )

    -If you call to an agency or go to a mp tell them you're a good client of them even if you're not


    -If you're cruising or doin an incall don't take all your id's or creditcards in your wallet or even expensive watches just enough cash for the girl and to get a happy meal in case you get hungry after sex

    -DON'T brag about money with an SP (yes yes i did it to impress...big mistake)...hahah

    -DON'T be rude even if they're bitches... if they're doing an outcall to your place.

    -DON'T be a pervert for the frist few minutes that'll make her defensive..leave the rough stuff for when you're comfortable.

    -If you end up dating an SP....see it as what it is a cute connection but you're not gonna marry the girl or bring it to mom so just have good sex but don't gwt too attached

    -Be safe, a good BBBJ or DATY is not worth a PERMANENT STD so is up to you

    -This is a hobby so treat it as such don't over spend on it, save some money for other good things in life , (like sushi..mmmm sushi)


    well post your own!

    see ya guys have a great humping week!

    Dex

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    You'll laugh but dig this.

    Cruised around once on Christmas eve (long story I won't get into) saw this redhead hottie at McLean and Franklin. To hot to leave standing there xmas eve night, so I snagged her and we went up to this park around Quebec street and.......crap I cant remember the cross street, but it was near the wonkey chinese restaurant.

    Anyway my tip to get the sp to like you is......There is a public wasroom in the park that was open 24hrs, but there were no lights in it so going in there after dark was way to scarry for me.

    We pulled up to the park and parked. She noticed the washroom and commented on how dark and spooky it looked at night, now I don't know what the hell I was thinking but I blurted out "ya I know this is where I bring all the girls I rape and kill" needless to say she gave me one hell of a strange look.

    Oh yah I should mention by the end of the date we kissed and she asked to go see a movie with her the next day. We saw Duece Biggelo (however you spell it)

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    going with a SP

    hitrack did LE catch Vancouver's axe murderer yet?
    Did you make her pay for her own ticket and popcorn?
    If she's with you, then she's got $20 to spend I hear.

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    funny or scary?

    I dunno hitrack, whether it was funny or scary. If I had a SW in the car with me and she mentioned "yeah, I am feeling better now that my STD is under control" or "I always carry a knife with me to castrate the guys"... I'd give her a very strange look as well.

    But luckily in the end, she took it all in humour.

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Yo Whistler, Idunno, I paid, I spent a little more on ho's in 2000.

    Well it wasn't the best thing to say, but she took it on the cuff, and she was the nicest street girl I have met yet. To bad she only lasted about 3 weeks then moved away.

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    wtf?

    Now hightrack I am surprised at your courting an sp with all your charm and respect for "ho's" etc. I am curious however, if she is good enough for a movie yet not for meeting Mom, do you feel akward when she has to pick up the tab for coffee afterwards? Or maybe she'll give you a discount since you spent your big twenty dollar budget all on the movie tickets and she didn't have to talk to you for the majority of your date? At the very least you should expect a complimentary for that reason.
    horny, smart, pretty.....pick two

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Hey GG, ho's is a word like Windex, or Coke. All glass cleaner is Windex, and all Cola beverages are Coke, from a household name point of view. Not sure what you mean about the meeting mom part?? As stated above I paid for our "date" Once we started hanging out on a "I like this person and enjoy being with them"basis it was not about sex, I was more interested in her company. Also as stated above I was not always a one green man, but either fortunately, or unfortunately you'll never know.

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