I just can’t hold back my inner bad joke goblin any longer.
Now that the pantry is well stocked up with canned beans and the shitters are well stocked up with TP, today was load up on booze day! Happy dance! Cabinet now overflowing with beer, tequila, vodka, gin, rum, scotch, liquers, and all the good shit. Because when everything gets foobarred, i have decided that Armageddon wasted! Lol.
Hey, when did Canada decide to close its borders? Justin time!
Uh-oh, the death spore just mutated. Scientists say it has now grown two small arms to hold itself firmly in your throat. They are calling it Covidicus-Rex.
Ok, you do better.
Ya, I know. Douchebag move to be making jokes at a time like this. But my religious beliefs require me to go down laughing.
-Punt.
Now that the pantry is well stocked up with canned beans and the shitters are well stocked up with TP, today was load up on booze day! Happy dance! Cabinet now overflowing with beer, tequila, vodka, gin, rum, scotch, liquers, and all the good shit. Because when everything gets foobarred, i have decided that Armageddon wasted! Lol.
Hey, when did Canada decide to close its borders? Justin time!
Uh-oh, the death spore just mutated. Scientists say it has now grown two small arms to hold itself firmly in your throat. They are calling it Covidicus-Rex.
Ok, you do better.
Ya, I know. Douchebag move to be making jokes at a time like this. But my religious beliefs require me to go down laughing.
-Punt.