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PuntMeister

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I just can’t hold back my inner bad joke goblin any longer.

Now that the pantry is well stocked up with canned beans and the shitters are well stocked up with TP, today was load up on booze day! Happy dance! Cabinet now overflowing with beer, tequila, vodka, gin, rum, scotch, liquers, and all the good shit. Because when everything gets foobarred, i have decided that Armageddon wasted! Lol.

Hey, when did Canada decide to close its borders? Justin time!

Uh-oh, the death spore just mutated. Scientists say it has now grown two small arms to hold itself firmly in your throat. They are calling it Covidicus-Rex.

Ok, you do better.

Ya, I know. Douchebag move to be making jokes at a time like this. But my religious beliefs require me to go down laughing.

-Punt.
 

sensualsixty

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Oooops - That door will not work properly. The hinge pins should be on the underside of the door.

I must be up before Sybian - that is something that he would notice.
 

Billiam

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Certainly anyone with religious beliefs must be wondering where the fuck their gods are in this time of need. Hanging on every utterance from the SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, their mythical supreme beings appear to have abandoned them.
 

Uncled

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Certainly anyone with religious beliefs must be wondering where the fuck their gods are in this time of need. Hanging on every utterance from the SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, their mythical supreme beings appear to have abandoned them.
There are religious fanatics saying that God has inflicted Covid-19 on humanity, to punish us for our immorality and sin. Funny that the virus is mostly killing senior citizens, most of whom are probably not very sinful.
 

uncleg

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There are religious fanatics saying that God has inflicted Covid-19 on humanity, to punish us for our immorality and sin. Funny that the virus is mostly killing senior citizens, most of whom are probably not very sinful.


Maybe not now.....but in our youth it was all Sodom and that other place....:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::biggrin1:.
 

PuntMeister

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Maybe not now.....but in our youth it was all Sodom and that other place....:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::biggrin1:.
Oh STOP. You had me at Sodom!

-P.
 

nwtl

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There are religious fanatics saying that God has inflicted Covid-19 on humanity, to punish us for our immorality and sin. Funny that the virus is mostly killing senior citizens, most of whom are probably not very sinful.
To be very specific I suspect the wrath of God is upon us because of all the unmentionable deeds of members of this very forum. And I beg to differ, the older you are, the more time you've had to commit unmentionable sins....
 
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