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    TOE's

    Since some of my fellow pooners are not overly experienced in the world of TOE's, here's some examples to help clear the air:

    Nice Tight Clean TOE
    http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/images/jz19.jpg

    THe Hamster would give the above TOE at least an 8 out of 10 just on looks. It's tight, clean, compact, with virtually no shower curtains. A final smell test would be performed before any DATY adventures.



    Now the next TOE is a flapper special and if the Hamster saw this lady as an SP, he wouldn't put his 6 incher into these dangerous waters
    http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/xxximages/b046.jpg

    The Hamster would score this TOE as a 4, and would request a blow with the panties on, or to be put back on.



    THe final TOE scores a 5 since it's somewhat lasagna like and a small trickle of hairs can be seen between the butthole and the snatch. GROSS!
    http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/xxximages/hr016.jpg

    Hope this helps clear the TOE air and improve the accuracy of my fellow pooners TOE ratings.
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    Just another member! rickoshadows's Avatar
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    POP UP CITY!!!

    Three days shame, and stoppage of jellybeans for you, Hamster

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    Hami, I imagine the clean aspect is especially important to you given the 'There's a wart on my dick' incident.

    Your Friend

    Brenten

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    KAHUNA !! YER KILLIN' ME!!

    BWHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!

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    Ok...I know needavirgin has given me a compliment, but I have to give all time proper compliments to severa people in this field:

    1. The Hamster. 'nuff said.

    2. Miyagi-san of the Seattle Review Board. It's like you've got Mr Miyagi as your sexual sensei. (That sounds gross doesn't it?)

    3. kahuna_01. He seems to be the most medically intelligent member here.

    Thanks guys (gals?) for reminding us that we shouldn't take everything too seriously.

    T.R. !!!

    http://www.cametoe.org

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    Gold Member sirlickheralot's Avatar
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    You missed a letter

    http://www.cameltoe.org/

    You missed the l in your link, good site, good find Ashroid.

    Here's another good link I saw on TERB. Turn up the sound on your computer.

    http://www.blueshado.com/cameltoe.htm
    Last edited by sirlickheralot; 05-27-2003 at 08:45 AM.

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    Priceless!

    Thanks for sharing that gem.

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