Since some of my fellow pooners are not overly experienced in the world of TOE's, here's some examples to help clear the air:
Nice Tight Clean TOE
THe Hamster would give the above TOE at least an 8 out of 10 just on looks. It's tight, clean, compact, with virtually no shower curtains. A final smell test would be performed before any DATY adventures.
Now the next TOE is a flapper special and if the Hamster saw this lady as an SP, he wouldn't put his 6 incher into these dangerous waters
The Hamster would score this TOE as a 4, and would request a blow with the panties on, or to be put back on.
THe final TOE scores a 5 since it's somewhat lasagna like and a small trickle of hairs can be seen between the butthole and the snatch. GROSS!
Hope this helps clear the TOE air and improve the accuracy of my fellow pooners TOE ratings.
Just another member!
POP UP CITY!!!
Three days shame, and stoppage of jellybeans for you, Hamster
Hami, I imagine the clean aspect is especially important to you given the 'There's a wart on my dick' incident.
Grand Exalted Poohbah
KAHUNA !! YER KILLIN' ME!!
Ok...I know needavirgin has given me a compliment, but I have to give all time proper compliments to severa people in this field:
1. The Hamster. 'nuff said.
2. Miyagi-san of the Seattle Review Board. It's like you've got Mr Miyagi as your sexual sensei. (That sounds gross doesn't it?)
3. kahuna_01. He seems to be the most medically intelligent member here.
Thanks guys (gals?) for reminding us that we shouldn't take everything too seriously.
You missed a letter
You missed the l in your link, good site, good find Ashroid.
Here's another good link I saw on TERB. Turn up the sound on your computer.
Last edited by sirlickheralot; 05-27-2003 at 09:45 AM.
Long Standing Member
Thanks for sharing that gem.