So the Earth is round, huh… this is what makes me skeptical

masterblaster

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Traded a few emails with a flat earther after seeing a post he/she/it made on Craigslist about it. Probably the looniest person I have ever communicated with. All about government conspiracies, people being brainwashed, NASA pictures faked all that kind of crazy talk they engage in. Asked them why the earths shadow on the moon is round during a partial lunar eclipse, no coherent answer for that.
 

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Traded a few emails with a flat earther after seeing a post he/she/it made on Craigslist about it. Probably the looniest person I have ever communicated with. All about government conspiracies, people being brainwashed, NASA pictures faked all that kind of crazy talk they engage in. Asked them why the earths shadow on the moon is round during a partial lunar eclipse, no coherent answer for that.
It's shaped like a dinner plate, not like a 2x10 like MBmod is trying to make you believe.....that should have been obvious.

I once rode my Unicorn to the edge, and up the ice walls...you know to see over the edge.
It was guarded by topless women holding tridents....I got distracted, and forgot why I was there, so I tipped my tinfoil hat in gratitude for the Medieval stripshow,and reported my findings to the Mother of Dragons......
 

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You'd have to die and go to heaven to do that. Come to think of it, why don't angels post pictures of earth on Instagram? Surely they have iPhones?
Come on man!
Even they can't get an affordable cellular plan from Telus.....plus they have more important things to do, for instance, being with people trapped in cars after a horrendous accident, and keeping track of their " likes" on Facebook.
 

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A flat earther was recently killed when the parachute on his home made rocket failed. He was intending to get up high enough to take a picture of the earth to prove it flat. Parachute come off his rocket right after launch and the rocket spudded into the Mohave desert with him on board. Probably a candidate for a Darwin Award.
Isn't it obvious? This was no accident! He was getting to close to the truth!
 

MissingOne

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... to the Mother of Dragons ...
Do you have contact info for the Mother of Dragons? What are her rates? How would you describe her looks? Does she offer MSOG?
 

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Do you have contact info for the Mother of Dragons? What are her rates? How would you describe her looks? Does she offer MSOG?
I heard through the Elf line that she got picked up by Asian Fever, so her old number has probably changed, or been taken over by their handler.....nice part about that is, you don't have too walk to the edge of Flat Earth to find her.

Rates, back in the day her rates weren't to bad, she took payment in Horses...good freaking horses.

Looks :she's a Goddess...no really ,she is an actual Goddess, so I'd have to rate her as a strong 9 1/2... But her attitude sucked. She said something about me giving her pleasure, after a two Horse payment, and then using my body to feed her Dragons...so I'd say her attitude would be a 1... So I walked, don't need that drama.
As far as MSOG...
She mentioned something about Multiple Swords On Genitals....so I guess if your into that, go for it.

Hope this helps....and if you decide to TOFTT, it's been nice knowing you....Oh !and don't worry if she still has the armour wearing Brosan walking two steps behind her....he's totally harmless and if it comes up in conversation, just say your from Middle Earth, he'll love that.If my name comes up ,it's probably best to say you don't know me, but you heard that MBmod threw me in Perbatory ....because I wouldn't give up the Ring.
 

MissingOne

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... Rates, back in the day her rates weren't to bad, she took payment in Horses...good freaking horses.
Dang, I don't have any horses. The dragons got through the back fence, or maybe they flew over it. Anyway, they ate the horses. Word via the bush telegraph is that the dragons did indeed say "Those were good freaking horses!".

I wonder if she'd take a really good 1980 Honda 90. Well, pretty good. Except it has no muffler. Actually, no exhaust pipe at all.

If I offer the Honda instead of horses, would that be considered negotiating her rates? I know that goddesses don't like people who try to negotiate.
 

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Traded a few emails with a flat earther after seeing a post he/she/it made on Craigslist about it. Probably the looniest person I have ever communicated with. All about government conspiracies, people being brainwashed, NASA pictures faked all that kind of crazy talk they engage in. Asked them why the earths shadow on the moon is round during a partial lunar eclipse, no coherent answer for that.
Huh? I would have thought you would have found a lot in common and seen the striking similarities in your logic as SR, overdone and you often make similar claims about conspiracies and people being brainwashed.
 

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Dang, I don't have any horses. The dragons got through the back fence, or maybe they flew over it. Anyway, they ate the horses. Word via the bush telegraph is that the dragons did indeed say "Those were good freaking horses!".

I wonder if she'd take a really good 1980 Honda 90. Well, pretty good. Except it has no muffler. Actually, no exhaust pipe at all.

If I offer the Honda instead of horses, would that be considered negotiating her rates? I know that goddesses don't like people who try to negotiate.
You know....I'm thinking of building a gas powered Sybian machine, for all the young ladies that want to hide out here when the SHTF....the hydro will go out ,but I can always steal gas from all the farms around here.
That little Honda with no muffler might just do the trick......it might not be environmentally friendly but who cares when we enter into our Coronavirus, flat earth, new world inspired ,Communist anarchy.....having said that I'd better stock up on earplugs, water based lube, and tinfoil.
How much do you want for that little single cylinder beater?
 

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Flat or well endowed, I still love you girls.
 
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masterblaster

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Isn't it obvious? This was no accident! He was getting to close to the truth!
Yes obviously his home made rocket would have allowed him to see the flat earth and make all the governments that have been suppressing the truth to come clean. His rocket must have been tampered with. Sadly he gave his life for the cause.
 

MissingOne

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You know....I'm thinking of building a gas powered Sybian machine, for all the young ladies that want to hide out here when the SHTF....the hydro will go out ,but I can always steal gas from all the farms around here.
That little Honda with no muffler might just do the trick......it might not be environmentally friendly but who cares when we enter into our Coronavirus, flat earth, new world inspired ,Communist anarchy.....having said that I'd better stock up on earplugs, water based lube, and tinfoil.
How much do you want for that little single cylinder beater?
Sorry, but there's already a queue of my riding friends who want the old bike.

Anyway, why not go green? Build a solar-powered sybian machine. Include some lithium batteries for night-time use. There must be a government program to finance building green sybian machines.

We won't concern ourselves about the minor problem that lithium doesn't exactly have an environmentally friendly supply chain.
 

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A flat earther was recently killed when the parachute on his home made rocket failed. He was intending to get up high enough to take a picture of the earth to prove it flat. Parachute come off his rocket right after launch and the rocket spudded into the Mohave desert with him on board. Probably a candidate for a Darwin Award.
The earth is round, but I suspect he is pretty flat now.
 

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So how does this help anyone again ??
As someone who knows the earth is in fact flat, I’m committed to educating others. If you saw someone who was brainwashed, wouldn’t you want to do what you can to wake them from their moronic stupor? It’s a responsibility, I suppose.

Based on many of the comments on this thread, few people are taking me seriously. Even in the short time that I’ve been espousing the facts of a flat earth, I’ve encountered a lot of resistance from those who believe in the “science” behind a round earth. People look at me like I’m an idiot. But I won’t let that dissuade me.

The question you should ask yourself is, “Who benefits from round-earth theory?” I’ll tell you: the socialist/neo-Marxist/anarchist/treehuggers!

Who perpetuates this myth, and to what end? I’ve got two words for you: Tides Foundation and Bernie Soros! Tides Foundation only dabbles in laundry detergent; their main role, with the support of super-rich Bernie Soros, is to inject countless billions of dollars into perpetuating this myth.

Are you in doubt? I’ve got two more words for you: FOLLOW THE MONEY!

Thank you.
 

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I suspect that the idea for this thread came from my recent post in another thread:

"Scientists used to believe the earth was flat. Does that mean we should have doubt now that the earth is in fact round? Science progresses. Modern science says that cliamate change is real, as is global warming ...".

I actually went to a meeting of the Flat Earth Society while at university back in the mid seventies. I still chuckle when I remember their solgan at that time: "We believe in terra firma - the more firmer, the less terror".

JD
 

masterblaster

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I recall hearing an interview with Shaquille O’Neal in regards to the flat earth. He said he drove from Florida to LA and it looked pretty flat to him.
 

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As someone who knows the earth is in fact flat, I’m committed to educating others. If you saw someone who was brainwashed, wouldn’t you want to do what you can to wake them from their moronic stupor? It’s a responsibility, I suppose.

Based on many of the comments on this thread, few people are taking me seriously. Even in the short time that I’ve been espousing the facts of a flat earth, I’ve encountered a lot of resistance from those who believe in the “science” behind a round earth. People look at me like I’m an idiot. But I won’t let that dissuade me.

The question you should ask yourself is, “Who benefits from round-earth theory?” I’ll tell you: the socialist/neo-Marxist/anarchist/treehuggers!

Who perpetuates this myth, and to what end? I’ve got two words for you: Tides Foundation and Bernie Soros! Tides Foundation only dabbles in laundry detergent; their main role, with the support of super-rich Bernie Soros, is to inject countless billions of dollars into perpetuating this myth.

Are you in doubt? I’ve got two more words for you: FOLLOW THE MONEY!

Thank you.
So how have you profited from this powerful knowledge again ??
 
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