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OneLuckyGuy

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I'v got a week in Guadalajara, Mexico in a few days. Has anyone played in Guadalajara and can provide intel about pooning there? Thanks.
 

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This will be your best friend if you want the best of what the city has to offer. Access the site on google chrome and it will automatically translate for you. I’ll add a bit more here later, but for now you can check the los Cabos thread in the international section where I briefly reported on my time in GDL last month.
 
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OneLuckyGuy

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Thanks for the Intel. I didn't even know there was an International section until now!
 

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Thanks for the Intel. I didn't even know there was an International section until now!
that is a full on Mexican city with six million people if you know what I mean. exercise very sober no drugs judgment as you go forward. this is my Mexico and I’ve been there forty times, it is wonderful but be smart as it is not Canada.
 

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I’ll echo BobbyMcgee about staying clear headed, but the city’s population aside, it’s quite safe or at least in the right neighbourhoods. No matter where though, use Uber at night and for traveling in or through unfamiliar areas during the day. I’ve walked many hours in the bustling tourist areas of Centro and Tlaquepaque in the day and returned at night to find mostly empty sketchy streets populated only by undesirables lurking about down blocks of caged shut businesses. A few minutes down the highway, off a ramp and it’s all bourgie late night restaurants, bars, dance and night clubs. The few times I’ve gone out at night there, without my local friend, it’s always been with Uber and only to upscale shopping centres and one taqueria that was a 5 minute walk from the pad. Day time is fine as long as it’s in tourist/middle class and up areas. All the spas( estética masculinas) that cater to the middle class(I don’t recommend bargain hunting) pooners are in decent neighbourhoods.

OneLuckyGuy, I’ll respond to your PM here for the potential benefit of everyone else. Your hotel is in one of the areas I described above. Far more going on in the day than at night, but a fine area nonetheless. Perfect for tourist purposes but you’re paying for that historic building and could do better for a new property/beds etc. For a few bucks more you can have more comfort and amenities for sure. Never stayed at the GDL location but Fiesta Americana is good and there’s one nearby. I imagine the church bells sound off frequently too and you’re very close there. I drove past that area last December and was startled by how loud they were as the streets were otherwise quiet and I had the windows down at night.
As I had mentioned, the best talent is booked by text or WhatsApp, actually, off the website i linked in my first post. It’s the closest thing to PERB in GDL. There’s another site too...but yeah ladies on there will typically only want to go to short time or love motels but most will go to a nice hotel if it’s near a short time they work at. Those short time places are all over town and used by everyday (non pooner) people as many live with family.

I’ve been to four estéticas and they’re all a 5-15 minute ($5) uber ride from that area.

Clínica Danny’s: unassuming entrance but nice facilities, shower etc. Had a decent lineup with gals in their 20Sand way beyond. I got a cutie who was fairly mechanical but hot.

Jet Set: Nice highly visible store front and lucked out for girls that day. GFE from a hot young student English speaker who wanted to talk about Vancouver and Canada. $80 there she could charge $350 here lol. These places are always a crapshoot but I’ve read and learned that the best and youngest part timers usually only work a few hours mid day.


The name escapes me: maybe I forgot for a reason. Lame massage, and zeros all day...

Rape(yes it’s actually called that): Nice looking, clean modern reno and a totally progressive legit feel to the place. English fluent staff and two English fluent gals. First lineup wasn’t impressed, said I was leaving and they brought some better girls up. Decent massage but low points for service I initially but she upped her game when she realized I wasn’t going to pop right away then it got really good.

These places are everywhere and their talent pools apparently ebb and flow. No charge to see a lineup and Uber is dirt cheap there so I say check google maps ( search “estética masculinafor the high reviewed places, if the street view looks inviting get a ride and check it out. I’ve heard Paloma’s is good too, from the board, so maybe look into them. Definitely recommend Danny’s and Jet Set. Make sure all the services and extras are agreed upon beforehand. Unless you speak fluent Spanish, they upcharge $10-$15 but I don’t care to argue even if I know the rate.

Good luck and hopefully some of this info helps!

Edit: I forgot to mention it, but GDL is a beautiful and fun city. I believe the grass always seems greener, but everyday women there will keep your head turning. Go to a few fancy malls or to the gentrified areas of centro and you’ll see what I’m talking about! Lots to see, do and eat.

Edit: I’ll just reiterate that I recommend to get your rocks off in the day for best selection and to use Uber, not cabs, to safely get around.
 
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OneLuckyGuy

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Thanks to you for the Intel and to both you and Bibby McGee for the words of caution. I don't plan on trying to look for discounts and will stay out of the sketchy neighborhoods. I thank you for the link to él foro as well although I didn't translate the page (puedo hablar espanol pero no estoy fluida puede ser intermedio) as sometimes the slang/ local idioms don't translate well. I plan on playing in the day and will most likely stick with masculina esteticas as I am uncomfortable with going to a strange motel with someone I don't have any Intel other than a photo off the internety I don't know how SP's can do this on a regular basis. . I appreciate the Intel on the masculina esteticas and will make my choice based on that. Interesting that you mention Paloma's as that was one that piqued my interest. I leave on the 8th and will try and post something when I return.
 

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Man, if you speak Spanish, better than me btw, I highly recommend taking another look at the él foro. It’s structured quite differently than PERB but there are plenty of reviews on there too, by members with user profiles like ours (age and posts.)The hotel thing is different, but look them up. They’re not the local seedy ones from Hastings circa yesteryear. They have mood lighting, poles, hot tubs, benches and more. Seriously look a few up. Only tried a hotel outcall once on a previous trip(I used my real name and home town with the lady so I’d rather not mention who, but she was great/on time/super friendly-seemed to like speaking her little English conversing about travel, food and sex work in GDL-that last one was more my interest lol/excellent service just no dfk, and still in business.) Some girls show up alone but probably have protection nearby and some the guy will come just in the door, make sure you’re cool, take the money and split. First and only time I’ve encountered that anywhere in world. Well dressed friendly guy, not especially tough looking but who knows, just briefly went over what’s included and refer to the ad for extras. Thank you, goodbye hope to see you again all in English in under two minutes. First choice for outcall this trip was AlexScorts, but couldn’t get away from my friend and his family long enough. Has a good rep on the boards and is googleable. Also had my eye on a smoking hot highly reviewed new young lady, Alicia Teen, too. Look her up..,DAMN(most let you take pics...lol)

You’re going to have it way better than me with your Spanish-jealous!!
Have fun!!!
 

OneLuckyGuy

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Thanks again for your guidance. Funny you should key in on Alicia Teen as I had put her on my short list as well. This is my first trip to GDL and I only have a couple of days there on my own so I want to play it fairly safe. Not sure what direction I"ll take but I'll update you on my return. With respect to Spanish, I started by taking an introductory course and I just became hooked. I cannot count the number of times learning the language has helped me out.
Saludos y vaya con dios,amigo.
 

OneLuckyGuy

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Thanks to Newb808 I was able to navigate the scene in Guadalajara with ease. Rather than sample any of the multitude of escorts available I stuck with the men's clubs commonly called esteticas masculina and in particular Danny's which was conveniently close to my hotel.
If you haven't been to Guadalajara I highly recommend it. Clean, safe city with a multitude of funky restaraunts in the downtown corps. Be aware that English is not as common as in the tourist areas but with four years of Spanish under my belt I had no issues at all being understood. I stayed in the él Centro district at a cool hotel, the Hotel Casino Plaza for the unbelievable price of $46 Canadian a night. From the hotel I could walk to the central square which has numerous museums and street sculptures. Again , very clean. The time I was there was the cities founding aniversary so there were hordes of people on Friday and Saturday night (think English Bay fireworks) but everyone was well mannered and although there were significant numbers of police I never saw any incidents of concern.
While there I took two walking tours, the Free Walking Tour and a Street Art Walking Tour both of which were well worth the effort.
Danny's ? The location was an easy walk from the hotel. I arrived and was buzzed in to a small waiting area. Without any prompting a line up of girls walked by me and introduced themselves. All were in the 7-8 range but the one I settled on, Carol was an absolute stunner. 20 something with an unbelievable body, long black hair and killer smile.,If she was an SP in Vancouver she'd easily be in the $300 range. Danny's was having a special that day so an hour was 800 pesos or around $60 Canadian. We headed up to the room which was very spartan. Carol offered me a shower which I declined as I had just had one at the hotel. I took care of the donation and she disrobed while helping me get undressed. I won't go into too many details but suffice to say all bases were covered. Nice girl and I had so much fun I returned the next day for an even better experience. Great city and great time.
 
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