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    Cool Help a Brotha Out

    Hello Perbites? Perboís? Community!,

    First of all, I am in awe that a community like this exists. It feels like Iíve been living under a rock my entire life or just learned how to ride a bike, so to speak. I am very new to all of this and by this I mean a new found love and respect for glorious world of SPís. My first taste was at a life changing bachelor party in Thailand a year ago, and without getting into too much detail, I found a new calling in life.

    Secondly, thank you to @ChucksLethal for posting the ďCommon adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary.Ē This is not only useful but will help me navigate my new world.

    Thirdly, I LOVE Canada. Iím a patriotic American from California who happens to have a friend who is from Vancouver and after chatting with him about my adventures in Thailand told me about another magical land called Vancouver, BC. He advised me to first get an account at Perb.cc then peruse posts and ads to find what or who Iím looking for. He also told me to get my ass to Vancouver ASAP.

    So here I am, a fresh new account setup, looking to start my journey and an airplane ticket soon to follow. Only, I have so many questions. Iíll start small but I wanted to reach out to this community and ask:

    Who do yíall recommend as a first dip into this new frontier, and why?

    What is the average price range?

    Who are the most popular and/or reputable SPís?

    Man, where does one start?

    Any help will be greatly appreciated and I will definitely post my exploits and share with yíall. If Vancouver is a good as it sounds, I might be seeing more of yíall in the future.

    Thanks,

    HA

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    First, our new friend, welcome. But you posted in the wrong area. It ought to have been in the 411 category.
    Next, what would be your preferences in terms of age, race, size, shape, services price and location?

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    y’all? Thought they only said that in Texas.

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    Play nice, kids..
    This thread has the potential to be of big help to future and other newcomers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by horatioabernathy View Post
    Hello Perbites? Perboís? Community!,

    First of all, I am in awe that a community like this exists. It feels like Iíve been living under a rock my entire life or just learned how to ride a bike, so to speak. I am very new to all of this and by this I mean a new found love and respect for glorious world of SPís. My first taste was at a life changing bachelor party in Thailand a year ago, and without getting into too much detail, I found a new calling in life.

    Secondly, thank you to @ChucksLethal for posting the ďCommon adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary.Ē This is not only useful but will help me navigate my new world.

    Thirdly, I LOVE Canada. Iím a patriotic American from California who happens to have a friend who is from Vancouver and after chatting with him about my adventures in Thailand told me about another magical land called Vancouver, BC. He advised me to first get an account at Perb.cc then peruse posts and ads to find what or who Iím looking for. He also told me to get my ass to Vancouver ASAP.

    So here I am, a fresh new account setup, looking to start my journey and an airplane ticket soon to follow. Only, I have so many questions. Iíll start small but I wanted to reach out to this community and ask:

    Who do yíall recommend as a first dip into this new frontier, and why?

    What is the average price range?

    Who are the most popular and/or reputable SPís?

    Man, where does one start?

    Any help will be greatly appreciated and I will definitely post my exploits and share with yíall. If Vancouver is a good as it sounds, I might be seeing more of yíall in the future.

    Thanks,

    HA
    Welcome to Perb.

    ĎWhere does one startí?

    Actually it starts with you. You are the only one who knows what type of SP appeals to you personally. Sure, I could mention my own favs and they may not appeal to you.

    I suggest you research Perb Advertisers, Leolist and Escort Reviews and then narrow your search to a few potentials.

    Then post in the 411 area to get others pooners opinions. Or PM someone who has seen a potential.

    Finally, when you start seeing SPís; the best way to give back is to offer your own reviews.

    The Perb circle of life.


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    Vancouver is literally and figuratively 10 000 Kilometres(welcome to Canada) away from Pattaya but based on my knowledge of pooning in the USA with the high prices, the reverse stings, and the harsh punishments for all involved, Vancouver is basically Shangri-La, north of the Rio Grande and west of the Great Lakes.

    Prices: for around $200 CAD (base rate extras available) you get an hour in a discreet upscale condo with a Taiwanese, Chinese or Korean lady early twenties and up. There are many options for this market I’m going recommend the Asian Fever escort agency for this niche as they are the most reliable with accurate photos. I’ve seldom had mileage issues with them, and the ladies have always been friendly at the very least.

    At around $250-$350 per hour services, looks and GFE is markedly higher in my opinion. Ladies of all shapes, ages and lifestyles are in this demographic. For agencies I’d suggest the 1122 group, West Coast Angels pr Rouge Collective.

    I’ve yet to play for more than $400 per hour but there are some highly reviewed ladies right here on PERB in the escort advertisement thread, https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...tro-vancouver/, trystlink as well as Twitter #yvrescort.

    I’m not going to get into who’s the best or most reputable-too subjective. We don’t have Uber here so unless cabbing everywhere isn’t too costly or taking crowded transit is tolerable, I suggest renting a vehicle or getting a car share membership with car2go or evo to get around. Another important one is I highly recommend buying a prepaid wireless phone as some escorts are weary of out of town numbers.

    Have fun!

    N

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    being from The States myself, it was definitely overwhelming at first...I had several mis-steps before discovering this site, so kudos for getting the horse/cart sequence in order. initially there were several advertisement resources that could be scanned (Craigslist/Back Page/Leolist) now (at least for me) Leolist is the sole source, but for one, big caveat...a US ip address will not allow the photos to show. I used a Tor Browser to avoid this inconvenience, (but a recent laptop change ruined that since I can't get it to download again), hopefully the OP will have better luck. We can thank our current administration for these SESTA/FOSTA laws.
    As a beginner, do your homework and read, read, read. If there's someone of interest, cross-reference the name/ad/pic with the wealth of info here. Another warning...you'll feel like a kid in a candy store, so make sure you're pragmatic in your research. If you're crossing the border by vehicle, be polite and direct and only answer the question(s) the agents ask...'yes/no' are your friends here. Shopping is a solid story especially given the exchange, and upon return (which is far less intrusive, since you're 'coming home') don't bring any items back.
    Most of all, have fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by horatioabernathy View Post
    Hello Perbites? Perbo’s? Community!,

    First of all, I am in awe that a community like this exists. It feels like I’ve been living under a rock my entire life or just learned how to ride a bike, so to speak. I am very new to all of this and by this I mean a new found love and respect for glorious world of SP’s. My first taste was at a life changing bachelor party in Thailand a year ago, and without getting into too much detail, I found a new calling in life.

    Secondly, thank you to @ChucksLethal for posting the “Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary.” This is not only useful but will help me navigate my new world.

    Thirdly, I LOVE Canada. I’m a patriotic American from California who happens to have a friend who is from Vancouver and after chatting with him about my adventures in Thailand told me about another magical land called Vancouver, BC. He advised me to first get an account at Perb.cc then peruse posts and ads to find what or who I’m looking for. He also told me to get my ass to Vancouver ASAP.

    So here I am, a fresh new account setup, looking to start my journey and an airplane ticket soon to follow. Only, I have so many questions. I’ll start small but I wanted to reach out to this community and ask:

    Who do y’all recommend as a first dip into this new frontier, and why?

    What is the average price range?

    Who are the most popular and/or reputable SP’s?

    Man, where does one start?

    Any help will be greatly appreciated and I will definitely post my exploits and share with y’all. If Vancouver is a good as it sounds, I might be seeing more of y’all in the future.

    Thanks,

    HA
    PERB has an international forum section. If you’re willing to help the local Vancouver brothas out I think you can share your Thailand escapades there.

    There’s quite a few members here that poon when they travel.
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    To add to golferjohn’s advice about the border, I’ll also remind any newbie intending on crossing one to poon in Canada that procuring prostitution is illegal here. There’s basically zero enforcement here in the lower mainlandwith the exception of the odd massage parlour raid, street walker setups and of course when trafficked persons or minors are involved.
    If you’re coming here, or going anywhere or coming back for that matter, to partake, make sure you don’t talk about it or have any related web history/electronic communications on your devices when crossing the line. Be ready to casually tell the border guard what you’re doing here. It makes it easier if you actually have some non pooning itinerary to mention.
    Some might call me paranoid, but explaining escort review or red light pages and booking correspondences is not something I want to do at the start or end of any vacation.

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    7-11 SELLS BURNER PHONES
    buy one in Canada and a sim card set it up , buy a second usa sim card and set it up down there , transfer the sim card out in the country your not .
    One phone 2 numbers use in each country , DO NOT take 2 cells across and try to explain that .
    I traveled with 3 Panasonic tough books Mil/RCMP type , we use these for diagnosing a European car manufacture , Im a master trainer , man the hoops , and then they said I needed a working visa to teach in the states ,, I was on way to a weekend class of 40 usa gents.

    Them idiots at the border didn't understand that Priority Instruction (not for the public) with a purchased car agreement franchise , IS legit !!

    They wanted passwords etc , the laptops were in a Incarta listings with serials etc. ALL Legit ,, Wasted 8 hrs till they got a call from head office NJ-NY !!
    I have done this for 20+ years , but because 3 laptops ALARMS !!

    Passwords were never given !
    Encarta not stamped !! As it should !
    Sea-Tac was next bunch of TSA goofs , to Ohara , day late for setting up , i now leave 4 days early !!

    Border is a huge pain if it go's south/wrong ..
    Return with maple leaf and BC trinkets
    VT

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDNVT View Post
    7-11 SELLS BURNER PHONES
    buy one in Canada and a sim card set it up , buy a second usa sim card and set it up down there , transfer the sim card out in the country your not .
    One phone 2 numbers use in each country , DO NOT take 2 cells across and try to explain that .
    I traveled with 3 Panasonic tough books Mil/RCMP type , we use these for diagnosing a European car manufacture , Im a master trainer , man the hoops , and then they said I needed a working visa to teach in the states ,, I was on way to a weekend class of 40 usa gents.

    Them idiots at the border didn't understand that Priority Instruction (not for the public) with a purchased car agreement franchise , IS legit !!

    They wanted passwords etc , the laptops were in a Incarta listings with serials etc. ALL Legit ,, Wasted 8 hrs till they got a call from head office NJ-NY !!
    I have done this for 20+ years , but because 3 laptops ALARMS !!

    Passwords were never given !
    Encarta not stamped !! As it should !
    Sea-Tac was next bunch of TSA goofs , to Ohara , day late for setting up , i now leave 4 days early !!

    Border is a huge pain if it go's south/wrong ..
    Return with maple leaf and BC trinkets
    VT
    Not seeing how this story answers his question about who to see but maybe I’m missing something. Having said that he’ll probably never show up again anyway.

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    Should I repost this in the 411 section?

    Lots of great advice fellas. After doing my research based on helpful community advice, I found that Leolist to be the best source of listings. Why isn’t this available in America?! Any ways, while on LL there frustrated as to why I wasn’t able to see photos, I flipped on my VPN, set it to a location in Canada and voila, that did the trick. Stupid American censorship.

    In terms of personal preference, I would like someone with a fun, open and easygoing personality. Girl next door type!
    Age: Preferably 30 or under.
    Ethnicity: Asian, Caucasian or Latina as long as English is their first language.
    Size: 5ft to 5ft8
    Shape: Athletic, fit, or at least slim with some booty. Preferably B cup to C cup. Not too big and not too small.
    Service: GFE, DFK and BBBJ. As long as those 3 are excellent I’m good.
    Price: $250-$350 would be my ideal range.
    Location: I’ve got a car so anywhere in Vancouver or surrounding area.

    If you guys can offer any suggestions as to which SP’s hit those marks, that would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks again!

    HA

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    Type in 6456 in leolist. They are an agency that has some hot white women in that range. I also tried the 1122 group once and it was a good time.

    Canadian Born Chinese or asians who are not fobs are scarce out here fyi. As for latinas I have seen one but she is gone. But there are a lot of hot latinas out here regardless.

    If you wanna spend a bit more and go through screening and prebooking, I like West Coast Angels as well.

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    If you want to try out the massage parlor scene, you can’t throw a rock without hitting one.

    Up here they are in a legal gray zone but the police have a peaceful relationship with them and I haven’t heard of any kind of raid in years. Most owners are aware of this and won’t risk their livelihood by going into the obvious no-fly zones. The downtown ones are generally overpriced tourist traps (up to $400 for FS with mediocre service).

    The gold standard as far as value IMO is Tiger Spa at 4532 Main St. It’s clean, well run by a pleasant owner Sarah, and has a great choice of 30 and under ladies. If you go in without reserving anyone, Sarah will sit you down in one of the four rooms and ask whoever is available to say “hi”. You pick who you want to see and the length of time ($140 for 30 min, $170 for 45, $200 for 60). Those prices include the room rental and full service. Each individual lady may have some restrictions or may charge a little extra for things like bbbj, but it’s never outrageous. It’s pretty cool if you’ve never done it before. Sarah keeps does a pretty good job of quality control as far as the ladies go and doesn’t tolerate creeps in the male side of the ledger. She goes out of her way to protect the privacy of both the clients and workers. The ladies tilt toward Asians of various persuasions but there are Latinas, Persians, White, Russian etc. Each morning on Leolist she’ll post who is working and the pix are usually the gal or a reasonable facsimile.

    Here’s a link to the most recent Perb thread of Tiger reviews.

    https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...r-Spa-continue

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    VV makes a great point...sampling one of the multitudes of MP's is a fantastic way to immerse yourself into this endeavor with le$$ investment. It's also a great way to suss-out your likes/dislikes more efficiently.

    A few hazards to get used to:

    blinking green lights, wtf?
    limited or no center turn lanes
    freeways that spill into surface streets/neighborhoods
    thoroughfares ending in 'A', eh?

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