My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

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ElsiDawson

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I've always been an independent sex worker. I've worked for three-ish years in my hometown of Vancouver. Ask Me Anything.

Or don't.

Best of luck, mods.
 

sybian

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You say your boobs are sensitive....Why do you play with them so much?

Does road head warrant a ticket for distracted driving, if I still have both hands on the steering wheel?

They say dogs release heat through their mouths to cool down.....Why do they have armpits?
 

sybian

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Does my profile pic. on Farmersonly.com turn you on ?

You do realize I'm not the only guy on there that owns a tractor ?

Oh.....and changing your name to Chelsea Lawson only took me about four weeks to realize it was you....I'd recognize those boobs anyplace.
 

ElsiDawson

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You say your boobs are sensitive....Why do you play with them so much?

Does road head warrant a ticket for distracted driving, if I still have both hands on the steering wheel?

They say dogs release heat through their mouths to cool down.....Why do they have armpits?
Does my profile pic. on Farmersonly.com turn you on ?

You do realize I'm not the only guy on there that owns a tractor ?

Oh.....and changing your name to Chelsea Lawson only took me about four weeks to realize it was you....I'd recognize those boobs anyplace.
- Because they're sensitive. Same reason you like to tug on your balls while you're jerking it.

- If you have your hands on the wheel while you're giving road head, you're doing it wrong.

- Dogs don't have arms, they have four legs. No armpits.

- Your pic does turn me on, but I'll never admit that publicly.

- You told me you're the only guy who owns a tractor. You told me you invented it!

- I've changed my name again, it's Kelsey Sausin'.
 

ElsiDawson

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If you could kill someone and get away with it 100%, would you?

You can choose to have $10,000,000.00 but only 2 years to live or live your current life to 100, which would you choose?
Do I have to make the murder with my hands or can I use any implement I'd like? Yes, either way. Maybe even 60% get away with it, probably. I don't know if you've seen the nightmare that is my inbox.

Re the money, uhh.... you're asking if I'd like to die a millionaire before I'm 28 or keep doing this whole show three more times. Yes. The money, payable to [email protected]
 

take8easy

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Yes, her name is not Elsi Dawson. It is just an anagram for WILD SEASON.
 

sybian

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- Because they're sensitive. Same reason you like to tug on your balls while you're jerking it.

- If you have your hands on the wheel while you're giving road head, you're doing it wrong.



- Your pic does turn me on, but I'll never admit that publicly.

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I use the steering wheel for traction.....which is the same reason why I wear my cowboy boots to bed.

Yes I understand why you'd want too keep your attraction to me private.....incidentally ,next time you file that pesky restraining order against me, the Judge doesn't accept " Sy from Perb" as a legal name.
 

sybian

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With your Hitachi magic wand....do you prefer plug in or battery?
How many have you burned out from overuse......(and nobody here is gonna believe you've never burned one out btw.)
 
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