What would be the worst possible pre-pooning meal?
The Hamster thinks a tuna, mayonaise and egg crepe from that crepe place on Robson St. Guaranteed gassy farts within 20 minutes and then for the next 24 hours, till your body spits out the turds.
The Hamster gave this crepe a try 2 nights ago, and farted so bad his clothes reaked of farts the next morning. (and the Hamster doesn't sleep in his day clothes!)
Avoid this devine receipe unless you've recently done a colon cleanse and your system can take the punishment!
The Hamster thinks a tuna, mayonaise and egg crepe from that crepe place on Robson St. Guaranteed gassy farts within 20 minutes and then for the next 24 hours, till your body spits out the turds.
The Hamster gave this crepe a try 2 nights ago, and farted so bad his clothes reaked of farts the next morning. (and the Hamster doesn't sleep in his day clothes!)
Avoid this devine receipe unless you've recently done a colon cleanse and your system can take the punishment!