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Thread: Worst pre-pooning meal?

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    Worst pre-pooning meal?

    What would be the worst possible pre-pooning meal?

    The Hamster thinks a tuna, mayonaise and egg crepe from that crepe place on Robson St. Guaranteed gassy farts within 20 minutes and then for the next 24 hours, till your body spits out the turds.

    The Hamster gave this crepe a try 2 nights ago, and farted so bad his clothes reaked of farts the next morning. (and the Hamster doesn't sleep in his day clothes!)

    Avoid this devine receipe unless you've recently done a colon cleanse and your system can take the punishment!
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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    I concur with that Erikrauda, any fast foods espicially rotton ronnies. That shit was fine with me 10 years ago, but now it just sits in my gut like a big lump. My belches taste like big macs for the rest of the afternoon. And my shit piles out instantly turning the lou into 5 gallons of sloppy joe.

    I always waited untill I left her place then ate.

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    Avoid spicy foods.

    Avoid any hot and spicy meal. Curry, salsa. These things do not digest well. You need to grease your skids with a lot of leafy greens.

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    7-Eleven burritos

    I wouldn't recommend them anytime but especially not as a pre-pooning meal.


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    A little spicey vindaloo would be a bad choice

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    buddies...., always carry gums in your pockets... in case...LOL

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    After reading this thread I'm not so sure I feel like eating anything! Whole posts about the results of defacating ... *shiver* ..... I guess its my fault for reading.

    For me, I agree with a previous post that said to stay away from a lot of spicy foods, they don't always sit well an hour or two later.

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    Indian cuisine is taking the lead. Too much naan bread expands inside my gut and bloats me.

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    Worst case scenario

    Curried tofu with asparagus.
    "I am disappointment in you're grammar."

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    Re: Re: by definition a bad choice ...

    Originally posted by Colonel Dave
    Just before my last session, I'd finished an extra-large Timmy's coffee and, unfortunately, the lady noticed.......
    Blenz coffee is bad too. After I had one at work a friend said my breath smelt like I was eating dog shit sandwiches. After I punched him in the head I had a couple pieces of Big Red gum. That gum is kinda hot, but chicks love that gum when you kiss 'em.
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    Originally posted by winkiedinkie
    A little spicey vindaloo would be a bad choice
    How about a Chicken Curry Vindaloo? (sorry, that one was for the Red Dwarf fans in the house - I couldn't resist )

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    Originally posted by hifisex
    Chicken on the Way, 14th Street and Kensington Rd, Calgary.......way worse than KFC....yuk


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    For once we agree on something.

    That place left me eating Tums like candy.

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    Re: Re: by definition a bad choice ...

    Originally posted by Colonel Dave
    Just before my last session, I'd finished an extra-large Timmy's coffee and, unfortunately, the lady noticed, which is one of the reasons that I'm addicted to Clorets mini-mints and after I shower I always use whatever mouthwash is available...
    Tim's coffee is bleh. I personally prefer to stop at Second Cup to knock back a double espresso with sugar, or a mochaccino. The MPs usually have some candy in the waiting room, so I pop one in my mouth first thing when I walk in.

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