Seinfeld

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Seinfeld, the only quote I learned from the show was a comment by the soup Nazi " No soup for you!"

What were your fav sayings from the show?
 

take8easy

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Blah blah blah.. yada yada yadaa
Festivus for the rest of us.
It's in the vault
He is a high talker.
He is a close talker.
Oh! She is one of those low talkers!!
Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel.
We have to do it (masturbation). It’s part of our lifestyle. It’s like, shaving.”
We are not gay!!! Not that there is anything wrong with it.
It's not you, it's me!
You are giving me, the 'it's not you it's met routine'? I invented it. Nobody tells me it’s them not me; if it’s anybody, it’s me.”
 

Har-Don

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Hello.... Jerry.
Hello.... Newman.

I was in the pool!!!

Serenity now.
 

Har-Don

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Almost forgot my favourite....

They're real... and they're spectacular.
 

take8easy

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Hello.... Jerry.
Hello.... Newman.

I was in the pool!!!

Serenity now.
Almost forgot my favourite....

They're real... and they're spectacular.
Also,

I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.
When you control the mail, you control the information.
War, what is it good for?
It moved.
You bad man! You are a very bad man!!

I dont remember the exact conversation but Jerry doesn't like this guy converting to Judaism.
He says to someone that he is afraid that this man is converting for the jokes.
".......and it bothers you as a Jew!"
Jerry: "No, it bothers me as a comedian."
 

Man Mountain

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I wonder if any of us would be "sponge worthy?" :D
 

take8easy

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Elaine Benes : I am not a lesbian. I hate men, but I am not a lesbian.

Regifter, Degifter.


JS:You kept making all the stops?
Kramer: They kept ringing the bell!!!!!!!


Mulva, Dolores, Regina,
 

Booker_E

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Newman: “Vile weed!......Honey mustard!”

Jerry: “Do the people that work in those little shops at the airport have any idea what the prices are, everywhere else in the world?”

(Not really PC today but)
Salesman: “The Cougar 9000. It’s the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like… you’re almost glad to be handicapped.”
 

Stamkos

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Beauty topic....so many.....

Newman - “Work? It’s raining. I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain.”

George - “I have a bad feeling that every time a lesbian looks at me they think ‘that’s why I’m not a heterosexual.’”

George - “Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”

Kramer - “If I had a kid, I would name him Isoceles.”

George - “when you wear sweat pants everyday you’re just telling the world “I give up””

George - “The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…”

Seinfeld was THE BEST!!!!
 

manni

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It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
I don't know how u guys walk around with those things.
 
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