There is a massage parlor on Bay, which is run by an older woman named Coco. The pictures in the ad are probably the most absurdly misleading of any photos on LL Vic: a high bar to clear.
Cici, who is supposedly visiting, is actually a kind of good looking "woman of a certain age". Definitely in her 40s, or maybe early 50s. But not anything like the 20 year olds in the pictures.
Coco is a whole other category. Whatever her age, 50s or 60s, she looks rough. If the massage was worth the $40, I would have no serious complaints, but Ive had two from Coco that I found just boring...followed by a round of negotiations where she tried to convince me to part with additional sums. The first time I think I parted with $10 for a hj, which I finished myself. The second time I was just looking for a cheap massage to ease some aches, and Id forgotten how forgetable her service was. Not wanting anything more should have made it easy, but some people dont understand "no, thank you."
I would like to have sex with Cici but Id have to give Coco $40 before I could even begin negotiations with Cici. And then Id be situated on some uncomfortable massage table with someone who is no slouch at upselling, herself. Just doesnt seem worth it.
I would go on a bit more about the lacklusterness of that place but I recently had a truly awful and somewhat frightening experience with a visiting Asian sp, involving screaming and hitting and threats by a handler, which put merely disappointing experiences in the shade. If this woman returns to Victoria and starts advertising again, I will write it up. But for now I can only say, look hard before handing over that cash!
Cici, who is supposedly visiting, is actually a kind of good looking "woman of a certain age". Definitely in her 40s, or maybe early 50s. But not anything like the 20 year olds in the pictures.
Coco is a whole other category. Whatever her age, 50s or 60s, she looks rough. If the massage was worth the $40, I would have no serious complaints, but Ive had two from Coco that I found just boring...followed by a round of negotiations where she tried to convince me to part with additional sums. The first time I think I parted with $10 for a hj, which I finished myself. The second time I was just looking for a cheap massage to ease some aches, and Id forgotten how forgetable her service was. Not wanting anything more should have made it easy, but some people dont understand "no, thank you."
I would like to have sex with Cici but Id have to give Coco $40 before I could even begin negotiations with Cici. And then Id be situated on some uncomfortable massage table with someone who is no slouch at upselling, herself. Just doesnt seem worth it.
I would go on a bit more about the lacklusterness of that place but I recently had a truly awful and somewhat frightening experience with a visiting Asian sp, involving screaming and hitting and threats by a handler, which put merely disappointing experiences in the shade. If this woman returns to Victoria and starts advertising again, I will write it up. But for now I can only say, look hard before handing over that cash!
