Carman Fox

Lacey (CCE)

Robert Audley

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She was attractive enough for me to extend my visit, which I (almost) never do during first-time visits and later on I was reminded why. First stop: No LFK. Obviously no DFK. No kissing, period. She asked if that was a problem, I asked if she had any other restrictions. She said no, so we proceeded. (And that would've been the moment to call it quits if she would have said otherwise, but she said no. More on this later). She was chatty throughout. Constantly asking what I wanted. However, not to facilitate it, but as a device to postpone and delay. Constant interruptions. "What do you want?" Or some small talk question. I finally requested a CBJ. She offered a BBBJ as an extra and when I politely declined, she asked if I even liked it like that (meaning with a condom). CBJ was okay, neither exceptional nor overly enthusiastic. During the CBJ I tried reaching for her ass with a hand (she was on her tummy on the bed; I was standing beside the bed) and found out about another restriction: no digits. But really not even touching: she would close her legs tight and/or move away. At this point I'm really losing it (as in losing the erection), so I went behind her trying to get a view just looking for inspiration. "What do you want?" I asked if she could get on all fours so I could get some inspiration. No: she didn't like people looking at her that way. Okay. DATY? No DATY either. Another long interruption with her trying to figure out why I was getting soft. I was this close to call it quits but didn't know how to go about it at an agency (this has happened to me before, but never at this or any other agency!). And I guess I didn't want to 'lose' my money either. So I have no idea how but I gave it another try. I managed to resuscitate the little soldier and finished on doggy. But I wonder if staying home and doing it myself would have been sexier than this whole episode. Well, that's not really true: I don't wonder; I know it! I suppose you win some and you lose some.
 
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Skyview

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Thanks for the Review. I hope your next “outing” is better
 

steverino

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Thanks Robert. You have always been charitable, in a good way, in your reviews so clearly this was an all round poor performance on Lacey's part.
 

Smoothmover

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Thanks for the review. You saved me a terrible time...

This is why I hate Class Choices website. Aside from it being hot garbage to navigate, so little information is provided in the girls profiles. Even the schedule seems convoluted

Take a lesson from SVIPs and BOA. List the do’s and don’ts and save us from wasting time and having bad experiences
 

Robert Audley

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Take a lesson from SVIPs and BOA. List the do’s and don’ts and save us from wasting time and having bad experiences
True that Smoothmover!

What's especially disturbing for me is that she kept adding to the no-no list even though I clearly asked at the beginning of the session if that was all, and she did it with a big smile on her face, so in a nice way? :confused:
Anyhoo, I didn't see any reviews of her so I decided to TOFTT. I guess sometimes that's exactly what TOFTT means: to TOFTT! :laugh:

Thanks guys!
 

testicles

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Sounds like I dodged a bullet by not seeing her. I saw Mia at CCE a few weeks ago and she’s the real deal.
 

SDK

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She was attractive enough for me to extend my visit, which I (almost) never do during first-time visits and later on I was reminded why. First stop: No LFK. Obviously no DFK. No kissing, period. She asked if that was a problem, I asked if she had any other restrictions. She said no, so we proceeded. (And that would've been the moment to call it quits if she would have said otherwise, but she said no. More on this later). She was chatty throughout. Constantly asking what I wanted. However, not to facilitate it, but as a device to postpone and delay. Constant interruptions. "What do you want?" Or some small talk question. I finally requested a CBJ. She offered a BBBJ as an extra and when I politely declined, she asked if I even liked it like that (meaning with a condom). CBJ was okay, neither exceptional nor overly enthusiastic. During the CBJ I tried reaching for her ass with a hand (she was on her tummy on the bed; I was standing beside the bed) and found out about another restriction: no digits. But really not even touching: she would close her legs tight and/or move away. At this point I'm really losing it (as in losing the erection), so I went behind her trying to get a view just looking for inspiration. "What do you want?" I asked if she could get on all fours so I could get some inspiration. No: she didn't like people looking at her that way. Okay. DATY? No DATY either. Another long interruption with her trying to figure out why I was getting soft. I was this close to call it quits but didn't know how to go about it at an agency (this has happened to me before, but never at this or any other agency!). And I guess I didn't want to 'lose' my money either. So I have no idea how but I gave it another try. I managed to resuscitate the little soldier and finished on doggy. But I wonder if staying home and doing it myself would have been sexier than this whole episode. Well, that's not really true: I don't wonder; I know it! I suppose you win some and you lose some.
I never do more than half hour/45 mins with a new girl - I hardly book more than that anyway. Also, I don't mind if she is not 'enthusiastic', as long as she gives a decent BJ and knows how to bend over a bed. The less movement and noise from her the better. Also, bonus if she can perform seated RCG to my satisfaction - most usually can. Everything else besides getting sucked off by a young hottie and banging her in a couple of positions is irrelevant to me.
 

Robert Audley

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I don't mind if she is not 'enthusiastic', as long as she gives a decent BJ and knows how to bend over a bed. The less movement and noise from her the better. Also, bonus if she can perform seated RCG to my satisfaction - most usually can. Everything else besides getting sucked off by a young hottie and banging her in a couple of positions is irrelevant to me.
I guess it takes all kinds. I like women that are a bit more engaging than an inert piece of meat. And I like to treat them accordingly (even if it's a transaction). But that's just me.
 

SDK

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I guess it takes all kinds. I like women that are a bit more engaging than an inert piece of meat. And I like to treat them accordingly (even if it's a transaction). But that's just me.
I just like to bang them and go have a beer. But that's just me.
 
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Robert Audley

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I never do more than half hour/45 mins with a new girl - I hardly book more than that anyway. Also, I don't mind if she is not 'enthusiastic', as long as she gives a decent BJ and knows how to bend over a bed. The less movement and noise from her the better. Also, bonus if she can perform seated RCG to my satisfaction - most usually can. Everything else besides getting sucked off by a young hottie and banging her in a couple of positions is irrelevant to me.
Also, how exactly does this contribute to my review? Is there a lesson you want to teach me/us? A moral of the "story"?
 

SDK

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Also, how exactly does this contribute to my review? Is there a lesson you want to teach me/us? A moral of the "story"?
Adapt to the session, then you will be less likely to write negative reviews like the one above, and feel like you were ripped off. Complete lack of service of course is unacceptable, but this was not the case here. I certainly have never encountered lack of service at any agency when I was in town - hence the multitude of positive reviews.
 

Bigboy999

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That’s a good idea or just ignore the ones who wanna have opinions about everything even they know it doesn’t make sense what they are saying.The majority here agreed and respected Robert Audley what he stated in his review.
Thanks Rob again for your honest opinion����
The block button is your friend folks.
 
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