Darla (SVIP) Makes ‘Plow Moan Like A Wildebeest!

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Darla (SVIP) Makes ‘Plow Moan Like A Wildebeest!

“Moan Like A Wildebeest”
Definition:
To make love to the extent that, at the climax of the orgasm, and usually when nearly out of breath, the male (and sometimes the female as well) will let off a moan akin to that of a Wildebeest. This happens rarely, but when it does, you will know you made a fine lovin' that night, enough to the extent make Ron Jeremy blush.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moan Like A Wildebeest

Darla @ VIP:
Good:
-Awe inspiringly phenomenal ass
-Really pretty face
-Mesmerizing Eyes
-Easygoing demeanour
-Disarmingly charming smile
-Super easy to talk to and be open with

Bad:
-Honestly? Nothing for me. She’s perfect!
-she does have small breasts (but I’m not a boob man so I couldn’t care less)
-she has very closely cropped hair (but I had a huge crush on Sinead O’Connor back in the day, so it definitely worked for me!!! lol)


This review of Darla has truly been earned.

No provider has ever.....EVER made the ‘Plow scream in ecstasy throughout the session like Darla did. She made short work of ripping out both the mufflers & inhibitions from my Snow Removal Equipment.

Soon I found myself loudly gasping cries of pleasure in between desperate attempts to gasp for enough air to keep from passing out.

THE DARLA PLEASURE FEEDBACK LOOP:
-Darla carefully utilized the auditory cues to better adjust her technique
-This only amplified the pleasure I received
-This gave her additional auditory cues to work with
-Which again furthered the pleasure, taking it to the next level
-And so on, and so on.....ad infinitum

Q:“Well ‘Plow.... You gonna tell us what Darla did to you, or what?”

A: No.... no I am not.


Saying what Darla did to me is “YMMV”.... but it does appear that there is a correlation between a solid personal hygiene regimen and total mileage accumulated.
Crazy!.... Right?

I will say this...... Darla did NOT offer any of the sexual acts forbidden in the “ACRONYM’ICON” (Harvey’s mythical VIP staff training manual).

To reiterate, fiendish acts of debauchery like “B.B.F.S.”, “W.T.O.G.”, “X.X.T.Z.” or the dreaded “W.K.R.P.*” (*as it’s referred to in Cincinnati) were NOT offered.

What was provided was pure, unadulterated pleasure..... and I’m talking ‘toe curling’, ‘moaning like a retard’, ‘thrashing like a spaz’, pleasure here people!


A little about Darla:
-she has a quiet yet friendly demeanour about her
-I felt that this young lady truly enjoys pleasing
-while her photos accurately represent her body type, you’ll actually cry at the beauty of her magnificent ass. Honestly..... Michelangelo & a slab of marble couldn’t even come close!



Darla at Sweet VIP is definitely worth a visit........ but bring a ball gag (so you don’t disturb other clients in the adjoining rooms with your screams of utter ecstasy!)
 

GQ1

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I was going to see her, as I like her measurements and look, but went to SU instead. Found a young one with similar body type and banged her in a nice spacious room for 40 less. Not bad.
 

hogger

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Sounds interesting GQ1. Are you going to tell us who you saw at SU that was so good? Thanks. PM me if you wish.
 

Seamac49

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Send him a Private Message and lets not take away from the "Plowman's' due....

Excellent review SNOWPLOW. You have a very unexampled style in your reviews....

You guys are making my "Island Cherry" Operation a tough one to call. So many great reviews.
 

Robert Audley

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Another classic Mr. Plow! And I agree with every single word you wrote. I just wish I would've known about the ball gag before!
 

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Honesty? I almost wrote her a bad review just to ensure I’d have her all to myself!

Hey.... don’t judge, I’ve contributed enough to this fucking board......

I deserve one all to myself!

Bwahahahahaha!
 

CougarBait

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I'll second what Mr. Snowplow said: Darla has the most amazing (perfect 10/10) ass! I'm still trying to figure out what goddess she reminds me off most- my first thought was a Natalie Portman with a buzz...And GQ1, could ya send me a PM regarding the same body at SU?
 
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