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    Best Song To Describe Client Falling For SP

    The Hamster was trying to think, what song best describes the sex between an SP and her client, when the client falls for her. Then later finds himself thinking about her...


    The Hamster thinks With or Without You by U2 best describes the situation:

    and you give yourself away
    and you give yourself away
    and you give
    and you give
    and you give yourself awayyyyyyyyy
    with or without youuuuuuuuuuuuu
    with or without youuu
    I can't liveee
    I can't liveeeeeee
    with or without you

    Translated - The client can't stand the thought that his favourite SP is getting plugged by any guy with $200 in his pocket.
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    "You're In Love" by Wilson Phillips (remember them? They had the hot blonde singer...)...

    When you think of that song...it's all over. You're hooked.
    Older Bolder Wiser But Colder

    Keeping it real...ly civil.

    For F*** sakes, think before you post.

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    The Police

    Roxanne.

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    I like all kinds of music. Including some of the tracks mentioned here. The genre of music that best addresses Hammy's question has to comes from the blues.
    Tracks like: Billy Boy Arnold --- I Wish You Would.

    early in the morning by the break of day
    << harmonica playing between each line >>
    thats when my baby went away
    cry'in and plead'in wouldn't do no good
    come back baby, I Wish You Would
    hugg'in and kiss'in late at night
    really makes it baby feel alright
    tell me baby what your try'in to do
    your try'in to love me and some other man too....

    Translated - The client can't stand the thought that his favourite SP is getting plugged by any guy with $20 in his pocket.

    This song was written 1940s or 50s. --- Kev

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    Please

    If anyone mentions a Boy or Girl Band song, the Hamster will hunt them down, and cut their charlies off!

    God Bless!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    HOW YOU REMIND ME - Nickelback

    Never made it as a wise man
    I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
    Tired of livin' like a blind man
    I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
    This is how you remind me
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking
    I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle
    These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

    It's not like you didn't know that
    I said I love you and I swear I still do
    And it must have been so bad
    Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you

    This is how you remind me of what I really am
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking
    I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle
    These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

    Never made it as a wise man
    I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'

    This is how you remind me
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story

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    Wouldn't it be more like the theme song from "The Crying Game"??? Ignoring the gender bender isssue that is

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    Talking The Slut Bang Boogie

    No-One Knows Like My Ho Nose
    I thought my love you'd never replace;
    Then I saw his load all over your face.

    I felt the guilt arise from within;
    But now my nuts are resting upon your chin.

    My mind with rage is sorely wrought;
    It's time to feed you pecker snot.

    If you shall lead, then I shall follow;
    How much more can you f*ckin swallow?

    Yeah, I wrote it. Now where's my goddamn royalties?
    I blowed my load;
    I blew my Spew.

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    Falling In Love

    I don't know about falling in love but for sex with a sp how about Paul Lekakis's - Boom Boom Boom Lets go back to my room.

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    Boogie also.

    Here's another boogie song I like also.

    Tube Steak Boogie by ZZ Top.

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    SP or wife.

    Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

    They sing the above song on the television commercial that is promoting Vegas. In addition to using it on the SP, one can also use it on the wife.

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    "Lay you Down" by Conway Twitty
    horny, smart, pretty.....pick two

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    Get Naked --- Methods of Mayhem ( Tommy Lee )

    "...and I ain't leaving 'til your sleepin' on a cum stain ...."


    Not romantic, but good......

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    Suite Madame Blue.

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