Mmm mmm, good... and I don’t mean the soup

TalentTester

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Good Morning!

Has anybody had any interactions with “Mmm”? I haven’t seen anything as far as reviews go for her.

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/vancouver-island/victoria_mmmm-3569454

I saw her a couple of times (number 2 of 3 girls I’ve revisited) last year. Oddly enough, I never wrote a review on her. She had been off the listing for a while there but now she’s back, so I decided that another get together was in order. She’s a perfect example of what I call gratuitously insecure. She has one of the best bodies I’ve seen, and I’ve seen A LOT of bodies. She’s very shy and reserved, the lights are always down low and she is very self-conscious. I have never felt rushed, I always get my full hour, and the giggly bits on this girl are simply picturesque, to say the least. Compliment sandwich time... she’s fairly open-minded and can be a lot of fun, however if you like your girls to be reactive, she’s not the one for you (if you listen closely you might hear a whisper of a giggle when you get her off), but her place doesn’t reek of dogshit so much anymore! In summation, she’s pretty cool, beautiful, killer body, a bit of a starfish, but I always enjoy talking with her about various things until the clock runs out. If you enjoy sincerity and quality sex without all the flashing lights then she’s the one for you. I recommend her, if for no other reason than sheer professionalism and hot-as-fuck-ticity (I may have possibility just made that word up... TM)

And remember gents, it’s not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face!
 

TalentTester

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It’s a character house split into suites. I wouldn’t say it’s sketchy. Just old school. She has a second bedroom she uses for work. It’s a mattress on the floor but it always seems clean. I think she’s pretty, with these crazy looking eyes that she makes go wide every now and again. It’s super hot and scary as fuck at the same time. And yes, an ass to die for. But then again, her whole body does it for me. For my tastes... perfect. She could use a little more confidence and charisma but let’s face it, you can’t put your dick in charisma.
 

Beastie

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Funny, I was just thinking about which are the worst experiences I've had in Victoria and this one crossed my mind. Ok, on the positive, she wasn't a scam and didn't abuse me or anything. She charged 100 and I got 15 minutes of her lying there. I rubbed my dick against her backside till I finally got hard and then...so on. Felt very much like a rushed masturbation session with blow-up doll and a dog scampering around me. Someone in this board once said that this girl is definitely in the wrong line of work and I really have to agree. Ok, sometimes I'm really in the mood to see a girl naked, and this one has a very slender physique if that's your thing. But having sex was like doing something on her body, not an act with someone else.
 

Seamac49

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I think I will take TALENTTESTER at his word here seen as I see a pattern of objectivity in his demeanour.

:rockon::rockon:
 

Seamac49

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whoa...… I just noticed talent tester got banned...… oh boy..... hope I didn't just make the radar..... he seemed objective in his reviews so far....
 

GQ1

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These are the reviews I remember. Several memorable descriptions: "If you're into barely animated partners or have a dead chick fantasy, this one is for you..." Take them for what you will.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?206061-BP-2468-killer-ass-and-annoying-dog
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?222959-wicked-body-but&highlight=2468
So a few reviews have stated that she basically hates her job, and yet has been at this for at least five years. Makes sense, I guess.
 

DintheCV

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Sep 4, 2018
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Figure I should write a review about this one. She goes my Skyla now I guess. Did my research, knew about the negative. But stayed for the perfect body. We started texting around 2am, and agreed to meet up as soon as I got into town. I drove down from Courtenay. Told her I was here, and she said she needed 30mins for something. Well, 3 hours later I'm sitting in my car waiting for another cute SP to wake up... Skyla straight up ditched. Didnt see that in other reviews.
 

Dabbles

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Best line in a review ever...

"...but her place doesn’t reek of dogshit so much anymore!"
 
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