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    Don't Call It A Comeback

    Hello Nanaimo!

    It's true: I dropped the ball for a bit, & I want to express my deepest & warmest appreciation to those who have shown me they have my back! You all know who you are!

    I'm returning on Friday refreshed from time off & a wildly successful trip to Calgary& now I am ready to return to being the most bad ass dirty woman (in the Pink Floyd sense!!!) You have ever encountered! Please come me all weekend at Lady Vanessa's beautiful location! Feel free to reach out to ask about my Reparation Rate if you have have a disappointing date with me in 2019! Come see what's made me a PERB favourite& let me blow your mind!

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    Hello Nanaimo! I will be back in town tomorrow after a FABULOUS Calgary tour & I am taking appointments for the weekend!

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    Who's ready for some delicious debauchery? Welcoming all returning guests & more than happy to meet lovely new people that make polite respectful inquiries!

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    Who feels like sinning on a Sunday? Come confess all your naughtiest secrets & fantasies! I'm not a Catholic girl, but I discovered all my favourite vices at Catholic School!

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    Hello lovers!

    Available at home with notice until 5 pm every day this week: available after 7 pm with notice at Lady Vanessa's lovely spot. Come see me at your leisure & see for yourself what I do best!

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    Back in Nanaimo all week before I head to Alberta again!!

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    Come Take Advantage of My Misfortune

    You know how they say "if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!"??? Well, that is the predicament I find myself in, folx*. I just came back from a tour that was less successful than I'd like, because I wouldn't lower my rates & standards to take risky appointments, slash my rates or participate in unsafe practices...but since I have been home, I've been hit with $1200 in bills & I cooked the clutch in my truck to the tune of $1100. Therefore, I have decided to extend TWO very special offers while I am home in Nanaimo this week! I have never done this before, I may never do it again, but I'm going to do it!

    One for One! If you book a date with me at Lady Vanessa's lovely location this week, I will MATCH YOU 1:1! Yup. That's right. You pay for 30 minutes, you stay for 60. Pay for 60? Stay for 120! And if you book the Oral Only Offer, we can 68: I'll let you go down on me first & then I'll owe you one! And if you are a COUPLE? No additional fee for he she & me!

    *folx: Yes, I see women, men, enbys, trans, & any other orientations. Except Republicans.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    You know how they say "if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!"??? Well, that is the predicament I find myself in, folx*. I just came back from a tour that was less successful than I'd like, because I wouldn't lower my rates & standards to take risky appointments, slash my rates or participate in unsafe practices...but since I have been home, I've been hit with $1200 in bills & I cooked the clutch in my truck to the tune of $1100. Therefore, I have decided to extend TWO very special offers while I am home in Nanaimo this week! I have never done this before, I may never do it again, but I'm going to do it!

    One for One! If you book a date with me at Lady Vanessa's lovely location this week, I will MATCH YOU 1:1! Yup. That's right. You pay for 30 minutes, you stay for 60. Pay for 60? Stay for 120! And if you book the Oral Only Offer, we can 68: I'll let you go down on me first & then I'll owe you one! And if you are a COUPLE? No additional fee for he she & me!

    *folx: Yes, I see women, men, enbys, trans, & any other orientations. Except Republicans.

    Taking appointments today & tomorrow at Lady Vanessa's! Ask about the Oral Only Offer, all afternoon!

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