April 11-13: The well-reviewed, dynamic Vancouver duo are coming for you!

Elsi Dawson
Clementine Smithereens

read some reviews of us together:
review 1
review 2

We are super into each other and happily interactive, whether you're there or not. Fantasize about THAT for a bit. Yeah? You like that? Come LIVE IT.

We're also available for solo bookings if you're the jealous type.

Clementine is at 778.769.0927
Elsi is at 604.401.1366

Don't be a rude POS when you contact us please. Bedtime is at 11pm. Read through our individual ads before contacting us!

rebooking with deposit at $500/h
reg $600/h