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    SKYLER vs RYLEE: The Sweet VIP Interview Chronicles

    "SKYLER the Snowplow Slayer" vs "Ravenous RYLEE the Unquenchable" The Interview Chronicles.....

    With all the recent snow it should be no surprise that business is booming for Your Friendly Neighborhood Snow Removal Tactitian.

    In fact business is so brisk at SNOWPLOW INDUSTRIES INC. that i've decided to hire a secretary to assist me.

    I mentioned this in passing to Harvey recently. She responded "I just may be able to line up a couple of candidates for you".

    And so begins our story....

    The door opens at Sweet Vip's, I walk in and look to my right to see the candidates:

    SKYLER: About 5'4", Dark Hair, Olive complexion, Mediterranean good looks with a Booty straight outta sub-saharan Africa!

    RYLEE: Around 5'5", Dirty Blonde hair, Fair skinned, Face of an Angel, with the Lilthe Figure a super model would be jealous of!

    I thought "gee, their kinda looking at me funny". Then I realized I was doing my 'open mouth drooly stare'.... Ya, not quite a hit with the ladies as you can imagine, lol.

    But its not my fault!

    SKYLER was wearing a black high waisted pencil skirt that literally made her ass scream "YO PLOW LOOK AT ME!".... and what a sight to behold. My hand of its own accord, reached out to touch it ....but I managed to regain a semblance of self-control.

    That was until I realized Rylee was draped in a red designer dress that fell just above the knees and was cinched by a wide belt ...perfectly accenting her curves.

    I actually turned to Harvey and said this:
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...tsN0OAqwkMzKCQ

    THE INTERVIEW BEGINITH:

    "Ok ladies, you should know at the outset that I only have one opening for a secretary, so you'll be competing for the position"

    The girls pensively eyed one another.

    "If you have any special skills now would be the time to enlighten me."

    As I said those words Skyler arched her eyebrow, while a look that could only be described as 'diabolical' came over Rylee's face.

    The game was afoot.

    Oral.
    Both ladies demonstrated extreme competency in oral profitiency.

    Skyler was better at kissing whilst Rylee possesed the edge in fellatio

    Multitasking.
    Skyler was quite good at oral stimulation while at the same time making sure the boys weren't hanging there unattended.

    Initiative.
    Later, as I laid there kneeding Skylers unfathomabley fantastic buttocks, Rylee took the initiative to utilize my unattended appendage. As she mounted me reverse cowgirl, Rylee did this hot little booty shake that totally maximized my pleasure intake.
    (Well played Rylee.... well played indeed!)

    Special Skills.
    Rylee:
    The RESTING BITCH FACE (R.B.F.)

    NOTHING is as hot as a smokin hot chick with a bitchy look on her face

    Don't misunderstand, Rylee is a delightful young lady. She's intelligent and thoughtful and has a heart of gold. She just protects that side of her with the R.B.F.

    WARNING:
    Know This;
    In the unlikely event you can make Rylee truly smile, you will actually melt into a puddle of goo. Its like her ultimate secret weapon

    Seriously its very hard to do but if you can accomplish this you will be rewarded with the sight of the most beautiful face of any Victoria based provider in the last 15 years.

    Mind Blowing!



    Special Skills.
    Skyler.
    While Rylee is bitchy hot, Skyler is warm and approachable. Somewhat quiet initially, Skyler warms up quickly. Her easygoing nature makes spending time with her a joy.

    But that is not her special skill.
    (She is gonna kill me for telling you this! Hahaha)

    Her special skill is:
    THE BOOTY CLAP

    Me? I can only clap with my hands. Skyler? She can instigate a thunderous applause with only her butt cheeks (and it is GLOURIOUS to behold lads!)

    Will she do it for you? Tell her the 'plow sent you, lol.



    FINAL DECISION:
    .... So I decided to hire SKYLER as my secretary....

    Until RYLEE unleashed her smile on me! My knees turned to rubber so I turned and began to apoligize to SKYLER, telling her that i'm hiring RYLEE instead.

    SKYLER then turned her back on me and sticks out her perfect backside while looking back over her shoulder at me, all forlorn like.

    DAMN IT!

    So I hired both.

    ..... I really hope it snows again soon, lol




    Closing thoughts and general comments:

    Some of you don't like my review style.

    I became more creative as I became bored with writing the same old
    L/A/S formatted review. So I improvised.... Sue me!

    Actually you can S$#k my [email protected]#k and l*@k my b&"*s hahaha)


    Others think I exact special favors because i'm a reviewer

    The agency's know who I am. I dont know what they tell the girls but I do mention it to providers only as a courtesy. You see some girls loathe our review board and dont want to have this part of their life preserved for posterity in our archive of pooning.

    I NEVER say "do this or that or i'll write you a bad review". If I did I can assure you I'd either be banned at the agency's or girl's would refuse to see me.

    Maybe you think i'm super good looking and thats how i get good service?

    Well, I look like a cross between George Clooney, Danny DeVito and the Mighty Chewbacca from Star Wars (that's actually reasonably accurate).

    Did I mention i'm 40 pounds overweight (yah, thats right bitches!)

    What's my secret?
    -BE HYGIENIC
    -BE RESPECTFULL
    -BE HYGIENIC
    -BE CONSIDERATE
    -BE HYGIENIC
    -BE UNDERSTANDING
    -BE HYGIENIC
    -BE PATIENT & SUPPORTIVE*
    *and no, this does not mean telling new providers that "ass to mouth is a standard part of GFE" .....i'm not naming anyone here (Joe C, Nick Green, Seabeast) lol (I'm joking.....at least I hope I am, hahaha)



    Oh, I forgot to mention.................. I'm also kinda rich
    (but i'm positive that has absolutely nothing to do with it!)

    Bwahahahahah


    'Plow on, my friends......
    Last edited by SNOWPLOW!!!; 02-20-2019 at 02:46 AM.

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    I love your reviews, they make me smile and jealous at the same time... I’ll catch up one day!
    Cheers, and thank you for being wealthy in the big heart department!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyview View Post
    I love your reviews, they make me smile and jealous at the same time... I’ll catch up one day!
    Cheers, and thank you for being wealthy in the big heart department!
    The Cheque is in the mail Skyview!

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    Just keep passing on your knowledge. You keep the roads clear for the rest of us.
    Cheers
    Ps. I wouldn’t mind a job, perhaps sidewalk snow removal? After training of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyview View Post
    Just keep passing on your knowledge. You keep the roads clear for the rest of us.
    Cheers
    Ps. I wouldn’t mind a job, perhaps sidewalk snow removal? After training of course!


    Sidewalks? Sidewalks are the handjobs of snow removal!

    We’ll get you in the big rig cleaning the streets!

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    Sounds good to me. I know which road to start clearing first as well!
    Cheers

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