Clementine Smithereens: classy, sassy, inked east van babe

ExpCharlee

NOW ACCEPTING GIFT CARD DEPOSITS
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May 17, 2018
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www.experiencecharlee.com

We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!


HOLY HELL I'M COMING TO KELOWNA MAY 9-12 WITH ELSI MOTHERFUCKIN DAWSON
read about us here: "Best. Duo. Ever"
also here: "Elsi Dawson & Clementine Smithereens Duo in PoCo: WOW"

now taking prebookings with deposit!

$500/h

or just me

$180/hh
$250/h (shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that's a good deal damn)
$400/90min


Now, back to our regular scheduled programming



*walks onstage as the crowd roars*


“HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT PERRRRBBBBB!!!?????”


*guitar chord*


*grown men faint in the front row*





This is the real girlfriend experience.

I’m a coy, confident, silly, sensual, genuine, and active lover. I’ve been told I’m like a mind reader: let me anticipate your needs as if we’re already familiar. I’m not afraid to look you in the eyes, or show you who I am. I love giving and receiving. I can cater to the hobbyist or the newcomer: I’ll make you feel welcome whatever your experience level. My specialty is shy, gentle people who I can deeply connect with through my caring touch. I honestly care about each and every person who visits me, and I am confident you will feel my warmth.

You’ll never forget our time together.

Having said all this, I do not tolerate abuse or rudeness. If you don’t treat me with respect or adhere to my policies, you will not make it past my screening process, and you will provoke the LEGENDARY WRATH OF CLEMENTINE.



I offer discounts for marginalized people. Let me know a bit about your situation, and we can work together to find a way that you can access my services.

I cater to men, women, and couples. I offer duos with Azalea Rose & Elsi Dawson.

Policies:
  • When contacting me, please introduce yourself with your name, age, type of booking (incall/outcall), date(s), and duration you’re looking for. Let me know if you have any special considerations or requests.

  • I require a deposit of $100/h, verified ID, or two references from reputable providers for every new client. If you are unable to provide me with any of these, I can meet you for a social date to get acquainted. All bookings can be rescheduled with 48h notice. My cancellation fee is the same as my deposit.
  • My rates are non-negotiable (exceptions are made in certain circumstances, see above).
  • My restrictions (no bbƒs, no gr33k, no bestiality, no faeces, no minors) are non-negotiable. I do have extras! Just ask.
  • I do not work past 11pm, unless otherwise stated.
  • No drugs or bøøze in our session. I’m 100% sober and I don’t tolerate sloppy drunks or cocaine d*cks. Smoke up or have a drink or two before our session, sure—but don’t be so ripped you can’t talk, or tipsy enough to be slurring your words. Let’s really experience each other.

Verify me!

I have over 1,000 followers on my twitter. You can see more photos, my interactions with other providers and clients, and get a better sense of my personality there.
There are several reviews of me here on perb by clients kind enough to share their experiences! Just search for my last four, 0927

Incall rates:
  • 300 1h
  • 420 1.5h
  • 550 2h
  • 1000 4h

Outcall rates:
  • 320 1h
  • 450 1.5h
  • 600 2h
  • 1100 4h

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Contact
7787690927
[email protected]

“THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!”


*crowd goes wild*


*I exit the building*
 
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