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    I know I'm a Royal pain in the ass but......

    Had my first calf hit the ground today, at a pecker shrinking -24.... Only another 430 or so to go.
    So I guess I'm saying, I won't be to much of a pain in the ass for awhile...work is calling.

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    Be safe out there sir.........
    When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead.
    It is the same way when you are stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-ki View Post
    Be safe out there sir.........
    Thanks
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    That which doesn't kill you , will make you stronger.

    Except bears......Bears will just freaking kill you.

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    I'll leave you with these words of Cowboy wisdom.

    Whiskey will warm you, and make you feel better after a long cold day....but they say it can cause brain damage ,and permanent memory loss.....who are THEY anyways?

    Whiskey will warm you and make you......WTF was I saying again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sybian View Post
    Had my first calf hit the ground today, at a pecker shrinking -24.... Only another 430 or so to go.
    So I guess I'm saying, I won't be to much of a pain in the ass for awhile...work is calling.

    Hunting, Fishing, Calving all Day....

    No rest for the Wicked ? LOL



    Good luck Buddy, and don't freeze your Nuts off !
    Sounds like "Sweetbreads", in the Spring ? LOL

    Cheers

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    Be safe, keep warm Sy...

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    You come back safe cowboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    You come back safe cowboy.
    Good advice they are still looking for that other cowboy in Merritt, only his horse was found, a big cougar could have taken him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sybian View Post
    Had my first calf hit the ground today, at a pecker shrinking -24...
    Get them quick, get them dry and get them warm. Mom will do the rest.
    In a world full of clowns you still want to join the circus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmotorscooter View Post
    Good advice they are still looking for that other cowboy in Merritt, only his horse was found, a big cougar could have taken him out.
    I spent two days trying to track that Cowboys horse.....nothing.
    If a predator didn't get him, the cold did.
    To many people went out trying to help, and all left their own tracks.
    His horse wasn't sharp shod, so that tells me he wasn't planning to go far, but he did....
    I've seen 5 people go off into these hills and they never found a trace.....
    Eventually, they become folklore legends.

    I'm afraid he is in the place the Star Herds roam, and with the rest of his kind.
    Travel well Cowboy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgg View Post
    Get them quick, get them dry and get them warm. Mom will do the rest.
    Up to sixty with not one loss....but I'm getting tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sybian View Post
    I spent two days trying to track that Cowboys horse.....nothing.
    If a predator didn't get him, the cold did.
    To many people went out trying to help, and all left their own tracks.
    His horse wasn't sharp shod, so that tells me he wasn't planning to go far, but he did....
    I've seen 5 people go off into these hills and they never found a trace.....
    Eventually, they become folklore legends.

    I'm afraid he is in the place the Star Herds roam, and with the rest of his kind.
    Travel well Cowboy.

    Oh, glory be to me.
    In a world full of clowns you still want to join the circus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sybian View Post
    Up to sixty with not one loss....but I'm getting tired.
    Who knew midwifery could be so hard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgg View Post
    Get them quick, get them dry and get them warm. Mom will do the rest.
    Yup....and my electric calf warmer is a Godsend......made myself a new calf sled this summer with a seatbelt as well.
    I've only been run over by an overprotective mom twice....so it's going good this year.

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