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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    But I won't!



    Hello lovers! In case you hadn't heard, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cougar Call Girl has relocated to Vancouver Island! Never fear though: I'm not planning to retire any time soon, & I can't stay away from the bright lights of the big city for long. Some of the brightest can be found not far from the airport in Richmond! I will be celebrating Lunar New Year next week; won't you come & enjoy it with me? I promise to bring with me all of my favourite toys, heels, & lacy frilly things...come enjoy an All-Inclusive Champagne Experience on a beer budget! All the squirting, squirming, moaning fun you've come to expect from reading the reviews: come experience it for yourself! Sparkling wine, beer, cider or water & snacks in a spacious suite, then a shared shower to start...

    A Quick (Re)Introduction..45 minutes $180
    A Gentleman's Hour.....75 minutes $300
    A Delightful Dalliance.....90 minutes $400
    Dinner &... 2 hours public displays of affection & amusements, 2 hrs in my suite! $700
    Strictly Social.....(rated G)$75/hr
    Cuddle & Chill (rated PG)....$150/hr
    Each additional hour.....$200


    ADVANCE BOOKING SPECIAL! You save $50 off a Gent's Hour or a Delightful Dalliance by booking in advance, & securing that booking with an e-transfer, an e-gift card to my email OR a prepaid Visa/Mastercard!

    AVAILABILITY:
    Wednesday Feb 6th: 4PM until midnight
    Thursday Feb 7th: 7 AM until 4PM 10 pm until midnight
    Friday Feb. 8th: 7 am until 11 am 4 PM until midnight
    Saturday: until checkout!

    So many ways to make both of us happy...Can't wait to hear from you!


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    Don't miss out! Take advantage of the advance booking specials & let's make some memories!

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    Two days to go, darlings! I'm so excited to see all of you again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    But I won't!



    Hello lovers! In case you hadn't heard, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cougar Call Girl has relocated to Vancouver Island! Never fear though: I'm not planning to retire any time soon, & I can't stay away from the bright lights of the big city for long. Some of the brightest can be found not far from the airport in Richmond! I will be celebrating Lunar New Year next week; won't you come & enjoy it with me? I promise to bring with me all of my favourite toys, heels, & lacy frilly things...come enjoy an All-Inclusive Champagne Experience on a beer budget! All the squirting, squirming, moaning fun you've come to expect from reading the reviews: come experience it for yourself! Sparkling wine, beer, cider or water & snacks in a spacious suite, then a shared shower to start...

    AVAILABILITY:
    Wednesday Feb 6th: 4PM until midnight
    Thursday Feb 7th: 7 AM until 4PM 10 pm until midnight
    Friday Feb. 8th: 7 am until 11 am 4 PM until midnight
    Saturday: until checkout!

    So many ways to make both of us happy...Can't wait to hear from you!

    Getting closer...did you eat your Wheaties? Fully hydrated? You know I am...

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    Having so much fun I am staying until Saturday! Come see PERB's Over 50 Favourite!

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    Having too much fun to go home now...one more day to see me before I head back to Nanaimo!

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    Sorry fellas...miss me until next time!

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    Mine arrives Friday!

    Hello lovers! I am breezing into town Friday at noon to see a VIP Guest, so I added a day to either side of my trip for the benefit of all the rest of you! I can entertain at one of Vancouver's premier hotels & EVERY appointment can include hot soapy shower for two first! Please drop me a private message, email or text to book YOUR Over50 Fantasy Hour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    Mine arrives Friday!

    Hello lovers! I am breezing into town Friday at noon to see a VIP Guest, so I added a day to either side of my trip for the benefit of all the rest of you! I can entertain at one of Vancouver's premier hotels & EVERY appointment can include hot soapy shower for two first! Please drop me a private message, email or text to book YOUR Over50 Fantasy Hour!
    Wow! Thanks for all the enthusiasm fellas! My time is booking up quickly, but I can certainly squeeze in one or two more extra special guests!!

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    It's Almost Time, Vancouver!

    Hold the presses folks!!! I have a VERY exciting duo partner joining me this weekend!!

    Starla Rayne & Erica Phoenix!
    Can you handle TWO kinky redheads?


    (Wanna find out???)


    Talk about opposites attracting. Starla is a fit/athletic vegan; I, clearly, am not! She's in her 20s, & I was born in the latter half of the 20th Century. She is a natural redhead; my colourist is a genius. However, we are very much in tune sexually, & we play together well. Very interactive, mutually kinky; we might even let YOU play too! You can find Starla's excellent reviews right here on PERB. Want to be among the first to see us together? Let's set something up! $500/hr $900/2 hrs (I also have a long time client who is hoping to book a MFM...would you care to join us? PM me please!)

    New 2019 rates will apply to new 2019 clients! Previous clients are welcome to inquire about their prior rates! This rate reflects the Wet & Wild Erica Phoenix that you love to love: DATY, digits, squirting, slurping & swallowing! If you'd like an ALL INCLUSIVE (KINKY) rate where Greek is always anticipated & available, & many fetishes are on offer, please add $80/hr.

    30 minutes $150 ($200)
    45 minutes $200
    60 minutes $250($330)
    90 minutes $400
    120 minutes $500$600

    You may text, email or call about making an appointment! Can't wait to hear from you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    Hold the presses folks!!! I have a VERY exciting duo partner joining me this weekend!!

    Starla Rayne & Erica Phoenix!
    Can you handle TWO kinky redheads?


    (Wanna find out???)


    Talk about opposites attracting. Starla is a fit/athletic vegan; I, clearly, am not! She's in her 20s, & I was born in the latter half of the 20th Century. She is a natural redhead; my colourist is a genius. However, we are very much in tune sexually, & we play together well. Very interactive, mutually kinky; we might even let YOU play too! You can find Starla's excellent reviews right here on PERB. Want to be among the first to see us together? Let's set something up! $500/hr $900/2 hrs (I also have a long time client who is hoping to book a MFM...would you care to join us? PM me please!)

    New 2019 rates will apply to new 2019 clients! Previous clients are welcome to inquire about their prior rates! This rate reflects the Wet & Wild Erica Phoenix that you love to love: DATY, digits, squirting, slurping & swallowing! If you'd like an ALL INCLUSIVE (KINKY) rate where Greek is always anticipated & available, & many fetishes are on offer, please add $80/hr.

    30 minutes $150 ($200)
    45 minutes $200
    60 minutes $250($330)
    90 minutes $400
    120 minutes $500$600

    You may text, email or call about making an appointment! Can't wait to hear from you!

    We arrive at noon gents: I have availability after 6 pm this evening, after 7 tomorrow, & all day Sunday. Please text me for the fastest reply!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Erica Phoenix View Post
    Hold the presses folks!!! I have a VERY exciting duo partner joining me this weekend!!

    Starla Rayne & Erica Phoenix!
    Can you handle TWO kinky redheads?


    (Wanna find out???)


    Talk about opposites attracting. Starla is a fit/athletic vegan; I, clearly, am not! She's in her 20s, & I was born in the latter half of the 20th Century. She is a natural redhead; my colourist is a genius. However, we are very much in tune sexually, & we play together well. Very interactive, mutually kinky; we might even let YOU play too! You can find Starla's excellent reviews right here on PERB. Want to be among the first to see us together? Let's set something up! $500/hr $900/2 hrs (I also have a long time client who is hoping to book a MFM...would you care to join us? PM me please!)

    New 2019 rates will apply to new 2019 clients! Previous clients are welcome to inquire about their prior rates! This rate reflects the Wet & Wild Erica Phoenix that you love to love: DATY, digits, squirting, slurping & swallowing! If you'd like an ALL INCLUSIVE (KINKY) rate where Greek is always anticipated & available, & many fetishes are on offer, please add $80/hr.

    30 minutes $150 ($200)
    45 minutes $200
    60 minutes $250($330)
    90 minutes $400
    120 minutes $500$600

    You may text, email or call about making an appointment! Can't wait to hear from you!

    Hi folx...still time tonight!

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    One more day before I float away! Thought I would extend my Oral Only Offer today from 3 PM to 7 PM. Come enjoy a spectacularly sloppy BBBJ with one of the best mouths in the business & I might let you smack my fat juicy ass a little bit first to get me I the appropriate frame of mind! Sounds like a hell of a way to spend a Sunday! I may even persuade Young Miss Rayne to go topless with me in the hotel pool!

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    We had so much fun I am staying until tomorrow! Accepting 2 dayes tomorrow for those who like it EARLY! I will be ready to kiss you hello at 6:30 AM before I head to my plane!

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    Sad to say my lovely friend Starla Rayne has flown back to the island without me...but my friend Veronica Blake is here. Doesn't THAT sound like a hell of a way to spend a Monday???

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