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Actually, it has nothing to do with sexwork. I'd suggest it has more to do with her sense of humour than anything else. I like her already.

It's a quote from the movie "The Invention of Lying" by Ricky Gervais. The entire premise of the movie is that no one in the history of humanity has ever had the ability to say, or think, anything that is not true, & people have few filters. They just say what they think, & tell it like it is. Their movies are simply 'readers' discussing some of the notable events from history that happened in a particular century or year. The hero, played by Ricky Gervais goes to pick up his blind date, Jennifer Garner, & she keeps him waiting at the door for longer than expected, & she appears slightly disheveled & flushed. Her first words to him as she opens the door are...
 

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A few years ago I saw an SP that had "Money Maker" tattooed across her butt.
I had that tattooed on my d**k once and I stood at Robson Square with an empty hat in front.

First person to walk by me was a hot professional woman in her mid 30's. She tossed a ten dollar bill with a sticky note attached to it saying, "Go get it a bit enhanced, you moron."

I still don't know what she meant.
 

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I had that tattooed on my d**k once and I stood at Robson Square with an empty hat in front.

First person to walk by me was a hot professional woman in her mid 30's. She tossed a ten dollar bill with a sticky note attached to it saying, "Go get it a bit enhanced, you moron."

I still don't know what she meant.

I'd really hoped this would be the story of when that guy handed you ten bucks and took your hat.
 

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People will literally tattoo anything on themselves.

I once dated a young lady with questionable morals ,that had a tramp stamp on the small of her back.

It read RETSAF.....but the letters were backwards as well, I asked her what the hell it meant one day, thinking it was ancient script with deep meaning?
She stood up in front of a mirror to reverse the image.....
 

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I once dated a young lady with questionable morals ,that had a tramp stamp on the small of her back.

It read RETSAF.....but the letters were backwards as well, I asked her what the hell it meant one day, thinking it was ancient script with deep meaning?
She stood up in front of a mirror to reverse the image.....
That is pretty genius! I once worked with a musician who had a tattoo of Herve Villechaize on his arm. Herve, for those of you too young to remember, was the character "Tattoo" on the TV show "Fantasy Island". So he had a tattoo of "Tattoo"
 

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I had that tattooed on my d**k once and I stood at Robson Square with an empty hat in front.

First person to walk by me was a hot professional woman in her mid 30's. She tossed a ten dollar bill with a sticky note attached to it saying, "Go get it a bit enhanced, you moron."

I still don't know what she meant.
She was hoping for Saskatoon Saskatchewan.
 

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Reminds me of the lady, who had two "w"s tattooed on her cheeks. When she bent over she was a "wow"!!!
 

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Reminds me of the lady, who had two "w"s tattooed on her cheeks. When she bent over she was a "wow"!!!
A woman walked into a tattoo appointment & she told the artist she wanted a realistic rendition of a turkey dinner on her right inner thigh, and a realistic rendition of a baked ham on her left inner thigh.

The artist agreed, but he asked the woman the reason for her request. She replied,

"My husband keeps complaining there's nothing good to eat between Christmas & Easter!"
 

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A woman walked into a tattoo appointment & she told the artist she wanted a realistic rendition of a turkey dinner on her right inner thigh, and a realistic rendition of a baked ham on her left inner thigh.

The artist agreed, but he asked the woman the reason for her request. She replied,

"My husband keeps complaining there's nothing good to eat between Christmas & Easter!"
LMAO...Made my evening!!
 
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