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YukonGuy

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Not that I expect a standing round of ovation or anything, but I'm back on the board even though I'm now physically more removed from the BC pooing scene than ever. Maybe people will figure out my old handle and remember me, maybe not. Anyways, to pass the time I thought I would start reviewing Yukon escorts for all of you, of which I have located zero. Hope you guys like creative descriptions of snow instead!

By the way, living in the north implies an inherent toughness right? I figure that puts me on par with Sybian for gruffness automatically ;).

Do svidaniya!
 

sybian

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Not that I expect a standing round of ovation or anything, but I'm back on the board even though I'm now physically more removed from the BC pooing scene than ever. Maybe people will figure out my old handle and remember me, maybe not. Anyways, to pass the time I thought I would start reviewing Yukon escorts for all of you, of which I have located zero. Hope you guys like creative descriptions of snow instead!

By the way, living in the north implies an inherent toughness right? I figure that puts me on par with Sybian for gruffness automatically ;).

Do svidaniya!
Another leather faced....pain in the ass, say what he wants tough guy?
I figure this sites big enough for both of us...but I have just one question.

What is a pooing scene? I understand you wanting to remove yourself from a messy situation, but you didn't have to go too the land of dog sleds , gargantuan moose , composting toilets,and 50 men per woman population,to get away from it.

I've not figured out your old handle....but whomever you are welcome back.
 

MissingOne

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... the BC pooing scene ...
Based on what I pick up every morning on the dog walk, I'd say that BC has a vibrant pooing scene. However, I don't, as a rule, write reviews about it. I figure people can use their imaginations.
 

sybian

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Based on what I pick up every morning on the dog walk, I'd say that BC has a vibrant pooing scene. However, I don't, as a rule, write reviews about it. I figure people can use their imaginations.
Another good reason to not feed your dog Mexican food with a high corn base ingredient.

( leave it up to you to catch that typo as fast as I did)
 

sybian

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Damn....this is the most target rich thread I've seen in months....and I got a date with a 29 year old blonde tonight.
I hate how fate deals me the cards sometimes...
 

MissingOne

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Another good reason to not feed your dog Mexican food with a high corn base ingredient.
Mexican food is the dog's fave. We ration it.
 

Mrmotorscooter

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Never experienced the Pooing scene up north even after many hearty bush meals, but that has been more than made up for by all the times Montezuma has ruined my beach and pool escapades down south. There was a nasty story on the news today about the Kelowna lady who helped a fellow passengers medical emergency upon her return flight. She wound up covered in vomit and feces for her efforts. Airline, airport and customs people did 0 to help her out, how unfair and ungreatful to treat a good samaritan that way. Ill take dealing with dogshit any day!
 

MissingOne

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Never experienced the Pooing scene up north ...
During my time in the north I observed evidence of a very active pooing scene. As I recall, the bears were particularly enthusiastic participants.
 

sybian

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Not that I expect a standing round of ovation or anything, but I'm back on the board even though I'm now physically more removed from the BC pooing scene than ever. Maybe people will figure out my old handle and remember me, maybe not. Anyways, to pass the time I thought I would start reviewing Yukon escorts for all of you, of which I have located zero. Hope you guys like creative descriptions of snow instead!

By the way, living in the north implies an inherent toughness right? I figure that puts me on par with Sybian for gruffness automatically ;).

Do svidaniya!
You've turned Northern Redneck already....you used the term " I figure "
I get a hard time from some of the guys around here when I use it.
There are a few things you'll have to know about living beyond the Lower Mainland...

You'll need to know how to thaw out lube and condoms over a Coleman stove
You will want to choose a size/ weight appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed in the winter months....you can do this by measuring her backside with the handle of a shorter trappers axe...take my advice and don't freeze with a skinny girl, it's like sleeping next to a sack of antlers....save the thin ones for summer.
Being able to have sex in a floating canoe is not considered a special skill up here.....eventually your rating of women from 1 to 10 will include if she has all her front teeth, and if she can pilot that canoe.
Your taste in alcohol will go from sampling fine wines, to drinking home made shit, and hoping you won't go blind for the evening.
Oh....and you will purchase a vehicle with the thought in the back of your mind that when your done with it, who it is your going to give the worthless piece of shit too, because you drove it into the ground....and if you can't give it away, you may have to watch it become a rodent residence because it sits behind your barn, being slowly stripped of parts to keep your sawmill running.
 

MissingOne

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... You will want to choose a size/ weight appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed in the winter months....
I remember stopping by a Yukon trapper's camp late in the autumn as he was getting set up for the winter. He had an attractive well-padded lady with him. Their bed had a thick covering of furs. I admired that man's foresight and wilderness skills.
 

YukonGuy

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Good Day Mate
If your in the Whitehorse area .. Hit the ..Kooper King for Chinese food ..Go right at the top of 2 mile hill, A couple of miles towards Porter Creek
I found it too be the best so far, I haven't found anyplace down here in Vic or Van that comes close .. Dam,It`s been years since i have been their

Cheers
Brought home dinner from there the other day, pleasantly surprised. I still get sticker shock at how much more expensive it is to eat out up here. The quality of the fresh fruit and vegetables varies too. Sometimes the truck gets here while it's good, sometimes it doesn't. Lots different from the Island, but hey it's an adventure.
 

YukonGuy

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Have you seen photos of the sternwheelers navigating Miles Canyon before the hydroelectric dam? It's insane. They used steam winches to pull themselves up river.
 
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