Not that I expect a standing round of ovation or anything, but I'm back on the board even though I'm now physically more removed from the BC pooing scene than ever. Maybe people will figure out my old handle and remember me, maybe not. Anyways, to pass the time I thought I would start reviewing Yukon escorts for all of you, of which I have located zero. Hope you guys like creative descriptions of snow instead!
By the way, living in the north implies an inherent toughness right? I figure that puts me on par with Sybian for gruffness automatically
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Do svidaniya!
You've turned Northern Redneck already....you used the term " I figure "
I get a hard time from some of the guys around here when I use it.
There are a few things you'll have to know about living beyond the Lower Mainland...
You'll need to know how to thaw out lube and condoms over a Coleman stove
You will want to choose a size/ weight appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed in the winter months....you can do this by measuring her backside with the handle of a shorter trappers axe...take my advice and don't freeze with a skinny girl, it's like sleeping next to a sack of antlers....save the thin ones for summer.
Being able to have sex in a floating canoe is not considered a special skill up here.....eventually your rating of women from 1 to 10 will include if she has all her front teeth, and if she can pilot that canoe.
Your taste in alcohol will go from sampling fine wines, to drinking home made shit, and hoping you won't go blind for the evening.
Oh....and you will purchase a vehicle with the thought in the back of your mind that when your done with it, who it is your going to give the worthless piece of shit too, because you drove it into the ground....and if you can't give it away, you may have to watch it become a rodent residence because it sits behind your barn, being slowly stripped of parts to keep your sawmill running.