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Cock Throppled

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There seems to a lot of ads recently that consist of a few pictures, and one or two lines in the ad like, "I'm here for you", " Call me", "Look no further", etc.

I always assume these ads are fake in some way, so just ignore them, but they must be attracting business of some kind, or they wouldn't keep posting them.

What are they really offering?

Are they real? Some kind of scam? Has anyone responded to one and actually got the girl pictured, and services requested?
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
I stay away from those ads...... but LL must be loving the money they make from them.
 

ludovico123

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Usually they are fake, or scams.
Sometimes they are just from an inexperienced provider.
I have seen some good providers with crap ads.
Not usually the case though.
 

take8easy

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Minimalist Adsum shallth be maximus scammsumus.
 

take8easy

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Gee take8easy - I really think you should change your medication.

Or, maybe go off your steady diet of Viagra and Cialis. --- I hear they make your head swell.:)
That's ancient Greek... or is it Latin... well one of those ancient languages... dont blame me if you don't understand them.
and ........ Excuse me? V and C are not my 'steady diet', I only take them as supplements. Gees !!!
 

Cock Throppled

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There are also long-term SP's who have bad reviews (hello, Soccer Mom), and they're still advertising.

Is there just an endless supply of horny men who line up and take a chance?
 

Fullhouse

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Is there just an endless supply of horny men who line up and take a chance?
Well, there is an endless line of horny men who don't know about review boards like Perb, and I would guess that's about 80% of the clients that SPs entertain.

They just rely on the pics and wording of the ads, and go for it. I'm sure some of them 'walk' when confronted by a lady that does not match their expectation.
The ladies that mis-represent themselves, are quite content with the '80/20' rule. They obviously must be doing o.k. financially because we see their phony ads year after year after year.
 

westwoody

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There is an infinite supply of idiots.
They do not read ads, they only look at pictures.
They ask about things, especially rates, that are clearly laid out in detail in the ads.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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There is an infinite supply of idiots.
They do not read ads, they only look at pictures.
They ask about things, especially rates, that are clearly laid out in detail in the ads.
In fact there is such an endless supply of men that don't bother looking past the pictures than many SPs have started to incorporate more text INTO their pictures...to forestall having to answer the same inappropriate questions over & over!
 
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