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Guys, Would You Oral Yourself? (Suck Your Own D***)?

take8easy

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I know it sounds a bit strange, but I have always wondered about it.

I would NOT go down on a guy. And I mean NEVER. However, 1. a TS might be a different story and 2. Right from my adolescence days, I wondered about doing it on myself. I tried once me and my little guy became best buddies. But I was not, and still am not, flexible at all. Porn was not available those days but once it became available online, I saw many guys do it. Watching other guys do it is not a turn on or anything. The ones who do it are firstly very flexible and secondly, have longer serving spoons and they don't mind eating their own dessert.

So, have you ever tried it? If you could, would you? If I could, I would certainly do it but without CIM. I don't think I will be able to take my own baby making cream. Once an SP let me CIM and then she came up and tried to kiss me and ...... well, she knows what happened next. :)
 

take8easy

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If I could do that, I would never leave the house
You know what, my bad. I should've asked the same question to girls too? If you could, would you lick yourselves? Yes, if I was a girl, that's all I would eat. In fact, if possible, I would try to rim myself. Might as well add another topping to my dessert.

I think guys have a bit of an advantage in terms of design and accessibility. I have seen videos of girls eating themselves, but many of them are fake. It is basically another girl doing it while her body is hidden by the camera angle.
 

take8easy

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Does literally having a dream about it count?
Dreams are usually a reflection of what goes thru our head. They say the unprocessed thoughts in our subconscious minds that our brain tries to file away at night. So in other words, you have dreamed about it.
 

Oldfart

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State of confusion
Reminds me of that classic poem about the gifted young man from Nantucket.
 

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I’m not a big bj guy. Reason being I like being in control. ( love face fucking )But when I do let it happen I pretty much lose my fucken mind which is rarely. So weird eh. So this would be a conundrum to me. Is it about control or I’m just super particular or slightly nutty.
 

Billiam

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Never succeeded in sucking but I sure have had no problem fucking myself numerous times over the years!
 

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I remember a story/urban myth going around a few years ago about Trent Reznor having one of his ribs surgically removed in order to pleasure himself. I always thought that was one of the funniest stories.
 

take8easy

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I remember a story/urban myth going around a few years ago about Trent Reznor having one of his ribs surgically removed in order to pleasure himself. I always thought that was one of the funniest stories.
I wonder how much that would cost! I mean if every man could blow himself then he wouldn't have to blow cash on escorts. Ends will justify the means. :)
 

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I wonder how much that would cost! I mean if every man could blow himself then he wouldn't have to blow cash on escorts. Ends will justify the means. :)
Really? I so much prefer a beautiful lady than an old ugly guy sucking my dick.
 

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I remember a story/urban myth going around a few years ago about Trent Reznor having one of his ribs surgically removed in order to pleasure himself. I always thought that was one of the funniest stories.
Why would he want to suck his rib?
 

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I remember a story/urban myth going around a few years ago about Trent Reznor having one of his ribs surgically removed in order to pleasure himself. I always thought that was one of the funniest stories.
I heard it was Marylin Manson
 

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Why would he want to suck his rib? Said he with tongue firmly in cheek.
 
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