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    Sex on the International Space Station

    Even though there are days I wish I could change some things that happened in the past, there’s a reason the rear view mirror is so small and the windshield is so big, where you’re headed is much more important than what you’ve left behind.

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    Ummmm, you do realize it is satirical, right?

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    Here's something that rivals that satire:

    https://www.businessinsider.com/porn...n-space-2015-6

    Yes it was real. No it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poonerboi View Post
    Ummmm, you do realize it is satirical, right?
    It's not all satire...you can see the ISS pass overhead on clear nights.
    Even though there are days I wish I could change some things that happened in the past, there’s a reason the rear view mirror is so small and the windshield is so big, where you’re headed is much more important than what you’ve left behind.

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    They'll need velcro (to keep feet and hands secured during the act; otherwise you not going to give/recieve a good hard fuck. Space tourism, a couple goes to space, what do you think they are going to do.......

    They'll need to invent a condom that will contain the sperm after ejaculation, afterall, you don't want cum floating around in the air.... for blowjobs its easy, she'll have to swallow....

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    If it does happen;

    1. No cim, cob or cof. Cuz it could very well mean CAOTWOSS (Cum all over the walls of space station);

    2. No Squirting.

    3. No watersports.
    At my age, they all look good and luckily there is a nerve that connects my eyes to my one-eyed monster.


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    Way back in 1979 Canadian speculative fiction genius Spider Robinson released Stardance.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardance
    Sex in zero-G was one of the very well done creative pieces in this work.

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    They already use suction toilets.

    These guys are engineers, I'm sure they could build an effective device to accomodate other things that could benefit from suction.
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