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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Wink A serious observation

    I probably could have combined my two posts, but I didn't want one to interfer with the other.

    I have done only the downtown thing for a few years now, and many times I approach on foot and just use some quiet place to do the deed.

    9 times out of 10 when I hand over the dough it's folded a few times and the ho quickly stuffs it somewhere with out hardly a glance.

    Whats to stop me from handing her a HOMEMADE!!!!! $20. Most places it's too dark anyway, and by the times she examines the dough I'm long gone, not to mention I would do a good enough job that even if she did look, in the dark while I'm standing in front of her it will pass (I'd hope)

    Not saying I would do this, but I have done enough back alley blow jobs to know it would not be hard to pull off.

    A touchy subject.

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    Not the brightest idea...

    Take my advice fellas.......please don't try it. From the other point of view, we are not as dumb as some (I did not say all) dates take us for. I mean I managed to keep my act togther and know many of the same and the phonies (bills or dates) are very easy to spot. They look different, smell different and in some case taste different. (that would be for the dates not the money...hee hee) Besides, everyone is just trying to make a living. How would you feel if your boss paid you in fake money or your cheque bounced? You might want to bite something off too.....just one more opinion to add to the pile.

    Take care guys and happy pooning as always!!

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    Dumb ass stuff!!

    I've seen some pretty dumb shit posted on these boards but this takes the cake.

    You - Hi Track get my vote for the most stupid thread yet. Even thinking of this is bottom feeder material.

    I recommend you get in here and delete this. You do have 24 hours to change your mind about a post.
    "The hunt is half the fun....and sometimes it's all the fun you'll get"

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    Well right now whats hitrack proposing is just an observation. I guess anyone can speculate, about what if.
    But ya got to admit the concept is pretty dumb.
    If your caught....
    a) soliciting for prostitution, thats bad enough, then you have
    b) theft which is a felony, thats two counts against you. Who needs that in there life?
    I assume hitrack your just throwing it out there. Like what if you won the lottery? --- Kev

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    Giving a prostitute counterfeit money (even if it is a photocopy of money given to a cracked-out ho) is a very very bad idea. Here's why: it's one of LE's worst nightmares. Drugs and prostitution create an underground economy, and one of the worst consequences of that is the circulation of counterfeit money. Now you may think what harm can it do cuz your bills are so obviously not real money , only designed to fool a crack-ho who forgot her own name. But if LE were to catch wind of this going on, you might imagine the crackdown. Whether they perceive it as a real threat, or a lame one, it will be an excuse anyway and unleash their wrath on all in the gray-area side of the economy: johns, SW's, MP's, etc.

    If you think there is no way a police officer is going to believe anything a prostitute says, think again. There just might be a chance that they find this kind of crime enticing enough to believe her and begin an agenda to find you and those like you. And think of the political implications in Vancouver of yet another prostitute being VICTIMIZED.

    And lastly, you would probably not be charged with theft. You would be charged with FRAUD, and if caught you would be on the 6'oclock news.

    So DONT DO IT.

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    Red face LE & SW's

    as long as the street girls are sticking to business, and not interfering with legitimate businesses, and not attracting a whole bunch of circle jerks, LE will leave them alone for the most part. they are a very good source of street intel, and the cops and the ladies often have a very good "working" relationship.
    "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers

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    georgebushmoron (because he is moron) i stand corrected. Yes counterfeit, that would be three counts against you, assuming LE would drag there sorry asses out of Tim Hortons to investigate.

    Counterfeit, is that not a federal crime? --- Kev

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    Morally Bankrupt...

    ... but I bet it would work... once.

    after that word would spread, and it wouldn't work much longer, and the consequences could be pretty ugly.

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    Re: Dumb ass stuff!!

    Originally posted by regal1947
    I've seen some pretty dumb shit posted on these boards but this takes the cake.

    You - Hi Track get my vote for the most stupid thread yet. Even thinking of this is bottom feeder material.

    I recommend you get in here and delete this. You do have 24 hours to change your mind about a post.
    Yes sir Mr. Regal1947, right away sir, if not sooner sir!!!!! (jack off)


    Perhaps I'll just post the normal things."Saw suzie (made up name) had a O.K. time, blew my load, spent 3 browns, went home and watched TV.

    The object of the post was to stimulate thought, whether you have secretly thought about this or not. When you have seen the process of the money exchange as I have you couldn't help but think of this too, but like one poster stated after doing this once or twice you'd be pushing your luck.

    Not to mention the numerous chiks I have talked to that have been passed phoney money, so someone has long beat me to the punch. One ho was passed some Disney land dollars mixed with real dollars.

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    Although I have been lucky enough not to have it happen to me (I am way to anal and paranoid about money) but it did happen to my girl last week. In the wad of cash there were some fake $20's. Luckily it was busy and it was more of a nuisance then anything but sometimes it can hurt. You know, beginning of the month at rent time....(yikes!!) I am sure that we all have been there. IF it happened to me well, if that is the worst thing that happens to me that night then I could live with it. There are a lot worse things that we have to worry about......trust me.
    As for LE's well for the past couple of weeks or so, they have been out in force. It has made it very difficult to work. Last night I was stopped 3 times and told all the usual crap about moving, blah, blah.....I wish that I had that great working relationship with them as was so eloquently stated above. I don't. My only saving grace is the fact that my record is spotless (don't even have a speeding ticket) and there is nothing that they can do. LE's have their place and it is nice to know that they are there but lately I don't know what is going on.

    Anyway, just some food for thought. Hi track sweetie, keep doing what you are doing. At the very least your posts are entertaining and informative. Without you I would have no idea of what is going on elsewhere in the city. So from one ho (I really hate that word but a rose by any other name right.....?) thanks!!!

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    Hoknowz I agree about the LE, not all of them are your best friend out there at 2am, sometimes the Lady cops are the worst, and when the male ones aren't busy trying to flirt with ya they can be down right party poopers to some one trying to make money out there.

    When your standing on Kingsway, get jacked up and told "if I see ya out here again tonight, your coming with us, and every other night too" it makes you pretty nervous to stay on that corner. I have also seen them say start walking and follow the girl for a few block to see that she leaves the corner, all this after the standard 20min lecture at the curb.

    I hope your aren't too strapped at the end of the months for rent. Even the girl I used to see regurlarly that smoked around $9000 worth of heroin a month could scrape $800/mo together for rent.

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    LE's were never that bad until lately. For the past two nights, it has been ridiculous. I was stopped 4 times on Sunday night. I have been told it all and what gets them is the fact that I have no record what so ever ( the only thing that they get on me about is to change the address on my DL) but it still makes for bad business when I can see the same Caddy circling the block and he wants to stop and can't. Anyway, enough my complaining.
    The whole point was that passing funny money is not a good idea, it is true that there are girls out there who are not as nice as me, and would try to mangle pieces of anatomy that you would probably rather keep.
    The first of the month is always a stress, even with the day job. I guess in my world, there is never enough money. I could win the 6 49 and still want to make more. It is the Bill Gates syndrome.....

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    I guess as she stated she has a day job and doesn't want to sit around waiting for someone to call when money can be made outside.

    Maybe doesn't want to bring anyone to her place, some people have very nosey neighbours.

    Too bad she sounds nice...I'll shut up now since I'm talking trash anyway!!

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    In my chats with SW over the years, apparently some LE are also customers of SW! The irony eh?

    In terms of it being a federal crime - isn't is also a matter of perspective? The NDP blew millions on the fast ferries, yet in the end, how come no one had to face a court like Enron or WorldCom for mismanagement? Campbell tore up contracts and the World Labor Organization deemed it as illegal, yet how come he gets away drinking martinis and vacationing in Maui?

    Yeah hoknowz, you sound too intelligent for the street scene.

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    I'm Blushing

    Actually I do pretty much everything....SW/SP, I work at an MP, on track and have my day job. Keeps me out of trouble I guess. You know, idle hands........I do the outcall/incall thing and it does not matter where you are or where you work, it is all just geography to me. There are always risks that are involved especailly with the LE. Money is faster out on track then anywhere but at the same time, it is a cold and sometimes frustrating exercise in futility.
    So thanks for all the nice things you said....sometimes it is nice to hear that you are intellegent rather then "nice rack" even if I know I can't spell.......

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