The Poem was written by the Hamster, on a Sunday, Bloody Sunday:
Titled - A Day Of Poon
Oh Hamster, wipe that sleep from your eyes
Oh Hamster, push that turtle head out
Oh Hamster, try not to freckle the toilet again
Oh Hamster, wash that pail smelly body
Oh Hamster, put on your Sunday Best
Oh Hamster, check those reviews on perb
Oh Hamster, pick your target and set a date
Oh Hamster, withdrawal your life savings
Oh Hamster, take that elevator ride
Oh Hamster, knock on that Sp's door
Oh Hamster, pray to god she looks good
Oh Hamster, shoot your load and kiss your cash goodbye
Oh Hamster, rid that empty feeling from your mind
Oh Hamster, go home and do some banking online
Oh Hamster, wonder to yourself where your cash has gone
Oh Hamster, post a review and say it'll never happen again...
Oh Hamster...
Titled - A Day Of Poon
Oh Hamster, wipe that sleep from your eyes
Oh Hamster, push that turtle head out
Oh Hamster, try not to freckle the toilet again
Oh Hamster, wash that pail smelly body
Oh Hamster, put on your Sunday Best
Oh Hamster, check those reviews on perb
Oh Hamster, pick your target and set a date
Oh Hamster, withdrawal your life savings
Oh Hamster, take that elevator ride
Oh Hamster, knock on that Sp's door
Oh Hamster, pray to god she looks good
Oh Hamster, shoot your load and kiss your cash goodbye
Oh Hamster, rid that empty feeling from your mind
Oh Hamster, go home and do some banking online
Oh Hamster, wonder to yourself where your cash has gone
Oh Hamster, post a review and say it'll never happen again...
Oh Hamster...