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    A Pooning Poem

    The Poem was written by the Hamster, on a Sunday, Bloody Sunday:

    Titled - A Day Of Poon


    Oh Hamster, wipe that sleep from your eyes
    Oh Hamster, push that turtle head out
    Oh Hamster, try not to freckle the toilet again
    Oh Hamster, wash that pail smelly body
    Oh Hamster, put on your Sunday Best
    Oh Hamster, check those reviews on perb
    Oh Hamster, pick your target and set a date
    Oh Hamster, withdrawal your life savings
    Oh Hamster, take that elevator ride
    Oh Hamster, knock on that Sp's door
    Oh Hamster, pray to god she looks good
    Oh Hamster, shoot your load and kiss your cash goodbye
    Oh Hamster, rid that empty feeling from your mind
    Oh Hamster, go home and do some banking online
    Oh Hamster, wonder to yourself where your cash has gone
    Oh Hamster, post a review and say it'll never happen again...
    Oh Hamster...
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    I wonder if these ho's ever ponder that simultaneously all us john's, and bob's, and mikes, etc.... could realize what a brutal waste of money this hobby is and pull the plug on this splurging.

    I find the dictionary definition of splurging to perfectly describe this hobby by the way.

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    I agree about the splurging. Last week I was going to go see Asian Kitty, she didn't answer the phone, never returned my messages. So I rented some wicked porn dvd's and bought a couple new games for my Gamecube. Probably saved myself a hundred bucks as well. I have found lately that my "big head" has been overpowering the smaller head in the decision department.

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Just saying the way I feel I hope I don't offend anyone after all it's your dough, spend it as you will.

    I too re-direct my dough that would have once slipped through my fingers into computer upgrades, and vehicle mods.

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    Jeff those things are givens...

    The Hamster was trying to get some new material going here...
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    The Truth Hurts!

    If you got depressed then you better find a new hobby chief!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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