A Pooning Poem
The Poem was written by the Hamster, on a Sunday, Bloody Sunday:
Titled - A Day Of Poon
Oh Hamster, wipe that sleep from your eyes
Oh Hamster, push that turtle head out
Oh Hamster, try not to freckle the toilet again
Oh Hamster, wash that pail smelly body
Oh Hamster, put on your Sunday Best
Oh Hamster, check those reviews on perb
Oh Hamster, pick your target and set a date
Oh Hamster, withdrawal your life savings
Oh Hamster, take that elevator ride
Oh Hamster, knock on that Sp's door
Oh Hamster, pray to god she looks good
Oh Hamster, shoot your load and kiss your cash goodbye
Oh Hamster, rid that empty feeling from your mind
Oh Hamster, go home and do some banking online
Oh Hamster, wonder to yourself where your cash has gone
Oh Hamster, post a review and say it'll never happen again...
I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
I wonder if these ho's ever ponder that simultaneously all us john's, and bob's, and mikes, etc.... could realize what a brutal waste of money this hobby is and pull the plug on this splurging.
I find the dictionary definition of splurging to perfectly describe this hobby by the way.
I agree about the splurging. Last week I was going to go see Asian Kitty, she didn't answer the phone, never returned my messages. So I rented some wicked porn dvd's and bought a couple new games for my Gamecube. Probably saved myself a hundred bucks as well. I have found lately that my "big head" has been overpowering the smaller head in the decision department.
I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Just saying the way I feel I hope I don't offend anyone after all it's your dough, spend it as you will.
I too re-direct my dough that would have once slipped through my fingers into computer upgrades, and vehicle mods.
Jeff those things are givens...
The Hamster was trying to get some new material going here...
The Truth Hurts!
If you got depressed then you better find a new hobby chief!